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I had a date with a guy friend that I have been seeing for three years. We only get together once a month or so. We are more friends than anything and truly adore one another. I texted him and said, let me know when your close I will meet you outside so we don't get Talulah all excited then leave. So, he called and said he would be here in about 3 minutes. I locked the door. went outside the gate and started viewing the perimeter of my house. I got to the corner and was looking at my yard when I saw some lights. It was my honey bunny at the stop sign, so I waived. He pulled over, I got in and as we were pulling away from the curb the blue lights swarmed us!
My guy friend didn't run the stop sign, he doesn't drink, and we both had are seat belts on? So...WTF?! The cops walked up to the door and I immediately told my friend, you know what? They think I am a hooker! They asked for our drivers license, his insurance card and registration. We just sat there amazed and slightly perturbed. I mean really...Do I look like a HOOKER???
Finally we drove away and decided that was fucking funny. I mean really, wtf else were we to do? I promise that was the last thing on my mind when meeting him at the curb! . and no...I wasn't dressed in a way that made me look hookerish!

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dumblonde

Oct 9 @ 8:51PM  
thats funny!!!
Looking4ever

Oct 9 @ 8:57PM  
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
1bunny629

Oct 9 @ 8:57PM  
shewolf53

Oct 9 @ 9:25PM  
I was standing at a bus stop one time bundled up from head to toe in the winter and had a GI pull up and ask me how much. I guess some people think anyone standing by the curb is for sale.
1bunny629

Oct 9 @ 9:31PM  
geeezzzz....I guess that is it...I was at the curb. Hope that doesn't happen again to you or me or anyone just hanging out without an agenda!
Looking4ever

Oct 9 @ 9:43PM  
Do I look like a HOOKER???

Honestly? You look a little gray...kinda on your way to dead...but maybe that is just your profile picture.
1bunny629

Oct 9 @ 9:45PM  
Your right!
RevDocLove

Oct 9 @ 10:14PM  
Funny story
Wordsofwit

Oct 9 @ 10:24PM  
Amazing!
1bunny629

Oct 10 @ 3:56AM  
I am glad everyones getting a kick out of this story! I am just glad it happened to me and not someone who embarasses easily!
selectusername

Oct 10 @ 5:41AM  
Hilarious, thanks for sharing it!
1bunny629

Oct 10 @ 6:24AM  
lord help me get through this day. anything could happen, and it usually does...my name is Murphey and I can't get away from the law...no pun intended!
soft_touch938

Oct 10 @ 8:43AM  
OMG Murph....that is crazy!! So now any woman standing on the curb is subject to suspicion...how stupid. With my parking situation here I tend to walk to the curb to be picked up by friends. I'd be so pissed if cops did that to me!!
dmbchick420

Oct 10 @ 8:46AM  
I would've been pissed, but that IS funny
zena343

Oct 10 @ 9:50AM  
only you bunny, lol
sugarnspice005

Oct 10 @ 9:50AM  
OMG! That is too funny!

Just curious, did the cops apologize?
Sunshine79

Oct 10 @ 11:17AM  
LMAO, I fell asleep with my ex in a car once (after car sex) and the police woke us up and had the audacity to ask if I lived outta my car, WTF?

That was funny Murph!
flavorbuster

Oct 10 @ 11:29AM  
The police should have realized you were near a stop sign & nowhere near a red light. I guess when he saw the red stop sign he fantasized of being at the red light district.
1bunny629

Oct 10 @ 8:31PM  
It was very funny...I laughed...today is my birthday...and I am exhausted. Hugs and kisses to all that got kick out of my story...real life, funny isn't it!

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