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Be creative with your sex toys.... posted 10/9/2009 8:42:32 AM | 1 kudo what's this?     report abuse tagged: toys, funny, strange   dmbchick420 I was talking to Sunshine about her bulletin she posted about a pussy pump and I told her I had never heard of one (yes, people don't be shocked....I haven't). When it comes to toys, I'll admit it that I'm a little clueless about anything aside from a dildo or vibrator. So I started looking around the Internet at sex toy sites and came across this one for homemade sex toys because I was curious (I seem to remember this topic coming up previously in a blog....I think). Although I haven't had a chance to look at all the "inventions" they have, they seem pretty clever (the ones I have looked at). There are more for the men than the women. Then I clicked on the link for Household uses for toys and about died. I don't know if they are being serious or not.....click the link and you will see what I'm talking about The Penis Extension Handlebar Grips are sure to turn heads when you are riding your bike down the road!!!! Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

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surv6969	Oct 9 @ 8:50AM
	I think I will stick to the real thing.
RevDocLove	Oct 9 @ 9:37AM
	a pussy pump Seems like you could make a homemade one witha turkey baster and a toilet plunger..Have a double duty appliance so to speak..
Sunshine79	Oct 9 @ 10:01AM
	Household uses for tpys really made me giggle, lol!!!! Here's a few more links: How to make toys from produce and Homemade Sex Toys! .......... ......... ........... .............. .............. .......... .
surv6969	Oct 9 @ 10:17AM
	Make sure you wash the cucumber. My mother just got over salmonella poisoning that they believe she got from a cucumber (and no to my knowledge she was not doing that with it and if she was I don't want to know) Eww just the thought.
Ewe_Wish	Oct 9 @ 10:31AM
	Those were pictures of how Sunshine has her house decorated, wasn't it? And don't feel bad cause you didn't know many of the toys that are out there...........I still won't go into a toy shop since the day I said very loudly.............Oh My Fucking God...........What the hell do they use that for?...............embarrassing not only my husband but myself...................
flavorbuster	Oct 9 @ 10:37AM
	Use mother natures natural toy , its free unless you pay the utility bill. WATER JOLLIES
dmbchick420	Oct 9 @ 10:50AM
	Those were pictures of how Sunshine has her house decorated, wasn't it?
Looking4ever	Oct 9 @ 11:52AM
	Hmmm...wonder if I need to try any of those out...
Looking4ever	Oct 9 @ 11:55AM
	Oh, homemade Christmas gifts....
Sunshine79	Oct 9 @ 12:01PM
	Those were pictures of how Sunshine has her house decorated, wasn't it? Shut up Dayna!!! I'm never sending you pix again, I see where they ended up, thanks!!!!
Ewe_Wish	Oct 9 @ 1:40PM
	Shut up Dayna!!! I'm never sending you pix again, I see where they ended up, thanks!!!! In my own defense Sunshine, I was trying to send them to HGTV cause they said I could possibly win you an Extreme Makeover............which I misunderstood to be an Extreme Make Out ...........but I was trying to help you .................
JsGirl69	Jun 2 @ 5:03PM
	Rabbit Vibe Hand Blender??
mrknowuwell	Jun 3 @ 1:41AM
	great.............replaced by a cucumber............and a washing machine on spin