Most of you know that I'm proud owner of Bort"s Panty Emporium.
Last night we had a little promotional party in the panty laboratory located in Dayna's closet. Several of the AMD regulars were there displaying the New Glow In The Dark Panty line.
I played my flute while everyone danced in the dark. It was like thousands of panties floating in space.
Unfortunately some of the panties short circuited and looked like sparklers on the fourth of July.
When the last ambulance left for the hospital I immediately phoned my lawyer.
I'll keep you posted....Professor Pan.T.Borty.
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Looking4ever
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Oct 8 @ 11:22PM
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Borty, Borty, Borty...some days I am glad I am a long distance from Dayna's closet... 
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Ewe_Wish
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Oct 8 @ 11:36PM
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OMG it was so cool .............floating panties...........until the sparks starting going off...........I am not sure I have ever in my life seen so many people doing the break dance..........at least not in that fashion.............and borty you do need that lawyer............because if I can't get the smell of burnt hair out of my house.........I am going to sue you myself............btw.......I didn't think it was funny when you told everyone that you used less material in the car cover you made me than in my panties........... 
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borty293
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Oct 9 @ 12:56AM
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I was just thinking Ewe Wish...maybe Max could drop by the firehall and borrow a couple of those fans to blow the smoke out... 
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soft_touch938
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Oct 9 @ 1:07AM
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Youse people are so funny!
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ThePurpleProphet
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Oct 9 @ 1:32AM
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Borty, it looks like my lawyer will be talking to your lawyer again. The chemical reaction burned a second hole in my ass. I have no use for a second hole. I don't think we can settle this one out of court.
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ladybootscooter
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Oct 9 @ 2:14AM
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good one Bort
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aftershox
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Oct 9 @ 7:24AM
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Your malfunctioning panties could have a market in the BDSM community. Some of their fetishes involve electrical play in naughty places with things like TENS units, violet wands and fly zappers.
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sugarnspice005
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Oct 9 @ 10:30AM
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theSkwirl
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Oct 9 @ 7:08PM
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Awww Borty! Try the reactive paint next time instead of the neon gas.
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