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A repost of the second blog I ever posted here on AMD

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This is a repost of my second blog here on AMD.

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I'm stuck on Monday. I tried to IM myself just to see what would happen. I had no intention on answering the IM. Ever since it has been Monday for me. Mondays hurt so bad. And there are dragons flying everywhere. And pretty little faerie girls that have stingers like a bee. Have I ever told you I like pink lip gloss? I have noticed that even though it is Monday again my toenails are still growing. Last Monday I decided to clean behind the stove. I found a cupcake. I moved into this house in March and have yet to bake cupcakes. At least I know I don't have ants or mice. The hair on our arms is called fur. What is the space between the eyebrows called? My butt itches. I need a quarter for the meter. Why is ground zero called the first floor in an elevator? It should be zero floor. There is no zero floor. Why do they make black top black when it's going to fade to gray anyway? Does the black cost more money, if so we should get a refund. Roses are not always red. Violets are blue, roses are pink, look at whats full, the kitchen sink. Who turned off the music? Look mommy there is an airplane up in the sky.

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dmbchick420

Oct 8 @ 2:01PM  
So......do you have ADHD?
dmbchick420

Oct 8 @ 2:03PM  
Crap....I just realized, what if you really do have it? Are you going to be offended?

*runs like hell*
funnywhapper

Oct 8 @ 2:24PM  
thx purple prophet may you continue to profit.
all my gravy went to eileen lavy. she's a pahvlavi.
and eileen layme. i'm the pauper she's the princess.
the bible does say, that those who have most will have more.
those that have least will have even less. she's richer today,
i'm even poorer. its all for Her. i gotta buy margarine for
my mashed potatoes. they smash the ten commandments
on moses's head nowadays. tell him to hit the road, he's a toad
as they dance around the golden calf, even in the synagogue.
and they sing, phuck the fed, and phuck michael medved.
they all do the whora. and i remain just a stain in the stained
glass window. good luck. thanks again. it was totally cool.
soft_touch938

Oct 8 @ 3:06PM  
For some reason I think that's a neat blog...I can relate... A kudo cause it made me smile and ponder...
Ewe_Wish

Oct 8 @ 3:32PM  
You know preparation H could help with the butt itch.............just saying..........
sugarnspice005

Oct 8 @ 4:31PM  
What happened when you IM'd yourself? You never did say.

It is fun to look back one's first blogs/early blogs.

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A repost of the second blog I ever posted here on AMD