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posted 10/8/2009 12:00:06 AM |
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  BlueEyes708


The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.

'Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any skivvies?', Ole demanded.

Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any.'


The Swede immediately reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the sake of decency, here's a 50. Go and buy yourself some underwear.'

Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she, too, is wearing no undies.


'Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?'


She replies, 'I can't afford any on the money you give me.'


Patrick reaches into his pocket and says , 'For the sake of decency, here's a 20. Go and buy yourself some underwear!'

Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it.


'Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where ta friggin hell are yer drawers?'


She too explains, 'You dinna give me enough money to be able ta affarrd any.'


The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, 'Well, fer the love 'o decency, here's a comb..... Tidy yerself up a bit!’

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Oct 8 @ 12:12AM  





Okay, this joke has made me horny!




waynuckingfutz

Oct 8 @ 12:18AM  
That was fu-n-n-n-n-i-i-e-e-e-e-e-e!
DarkKnightWalking

Oct 8 @ 12:49AM  
Hehehehehehehe.......
Wordsofwit

Oct 8 @ 6:24AM  
Pretty good.
RevDocLove

Oct 8 @ 9:08AM  
sugarnspice005

Oct 8 @ 9:46AM  
BlueEyes708

Oct 8 @ 11:38PM  
Thanks guys. I'm glad you all liked it. Since I posted it very late yesterday I wasn't sure very many would see it.

I"m tired tonight, so I'm just going to thank you all at once for your comments. I'll do better next time, Promise.

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