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Who is really scared of the big bad ding dong?

posted 10/5/2009 12:34:03 PM |
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I had an email from a guy who said his ding dong was bigger then most and he just can not find any woman any where who could take him without them asking him to please stop with tears in their eyes.....All I got to say is PLEASE!!! Not every woman is tight and small ...Not to pop your bubble....there has yet to be a ding dong I have not been able to take...So guys big is nice but drop the I am so big I think I might hurt you bit... Some of us Ladies like nice and big and we don't run away like a 2 year old and hide behind our momma's skirt.

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ladybootscooter

Oct 5 @ 12:45PM  
Wow, I first read the title and was thinking......gee, can you ever have too much chocolate and creamy filling? Then I remembered that DingDongs and Twinkies go straight to my thighs and ass, so yeah that scared me for a sec............ But honestly a man who referred to his "member" penis, cock etc as a Ding Dong.....I wouldn't want to try to take it anyway. Just my .02
dmbchick420

Oct 5 @ 12:54PM  
I think I would go running in the other direction....fast.
sugarnspice005

Oct 5 @ 12:58PM  
I might have been tempted to ask him if he forgot to put away the magnifying glass after using it.

That would have been one put in the delete file.

shewolf53

Oct 5 @ 1:15PM  
Question is here, in reality how big would be too big?
NightOfOld

Oct 5 @ 1:29PM  

Why do these idiots feel they have to brag. ? Do they think that is the only way they can get a woman.? I think a better way would be to show kindness, tenderness, and love. Let them know you care about them and their needs. Men like him are just out for their own gratification and care less about the woman.
The priority should be in pleasing her, no matter what the size.
JMO
somnium

Oct 5 @ 1:32PM  
ding dong???

I can just imagine him having erotic conversations of what he would like to do with his partners using his: ding dong!! That's gotta be a turn on for the ladies... fer sure!!

dmbchick420

Oct 5 @ 1:32PM  
You should ask him if his brain size matches his dick size. A nice big brain is more important than a big ding dong.
Itsasecret13

Oct 5 @ 2:07PM  
I have yet to see or take a dick as large as eithe my son or daughter when they were born. Think about you guys who think you are well endowed. Give us a break, will you?
carlos2342

Oct 5 @ 2:40PM  
my friend said he has a 9.5
ksk72

Oct 5 @ 2:53PM  
Why do men forget we have the ability to push out a baby...if worked at a woman can condition herself to take alot more than a dick
lunanegra

Oct 5 @ 3:08PM  
my friend said he has a 9.5

pics or it didnt happen
somnium

Oct 5 @ 3:22PM  
Why do men forget we have the ability to push out a baby...

Ohh yeah... ohh yeah...? Well... we men have the ability to push out errr, ummm, uhhh, hmmm, well... LOTS of our little buddies... so there!!!


dmbchick420

Oct 5 @ 3:29PM  
my friend said he has a 9.5

I have never heard of a man telling another man how big his dick is! Why the hell would you care?!?!?!

RevDocLove

Oct 5 @ 4:13PM  
Maybe he needs to go to Ca. and become a porn star..
The last I saw, they have some really ugly guys with big ding dongs there
ShadowMale

Oct 5 @ 5:46PM  
my friend said he has a 9.5

Maybe he was dyslexic? 5.9?
PinkToeNails

Oct 5 @ 6:06PM  
Was it this guy??





That shit has to be doctored up! I've never seen on that big!! And hell, if it is that big, I'm running in the other direction!!

flavorbuster

Oct 5 @ 6:30PM  
PUT YOUR MONEY WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS
sugarnspice005

Oct 5 @ 6:33PM  
Ohh yeah... ohh yeah...? Well... we men have the ability to push out errr, ummm, uhhh, hmmm, well... LOTS of our little buddies... so there!!!

That is funny Som!!
1bunny629

Oct 5 @ 8:00PM  
I like big cock...but if you refer to your member as a ding dong or a penis or say you want to do naughty things to me...then you are under age. Men have cock...and that is that. Naughty is a term used by children because they are still young enough to remember their parents refering to something as being"naughty"/ Grow up and show me the big cock and the attitude that goes with it....I won't run.
charliebrownbfu

Oct 5 @ 11:00PM  
It is not how big u are but how you can us it
Looking4ever

Oct 6 @ 1:59AM  
If he is calling it a ding dong he has a lot more to worry about than the size of it....
aftershox

Oct 6 @ 5:08AM  
And I thought it was a house that killed the Wicked Witch of the East. Remember the munchkins singing "Ding Dong The witch is dead"? Now we know what really killed her!

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Who is really scared of the big bad ding dong?