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The old lady's son is a veterinarian

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One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the pastor of the Granville Presbyterian church found a pink envelope containing $1,000. It happened again the next week. The following Sunday, he watched as the offering was collected and saw a little old lady put the distinctive pink envelope in the plate. This went on for weeks until the pastor, overcome by curiosity, approached her.
"Ma'am, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the collection plate," he stated.
"Why yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me money, and I give some of it to the church."
The pastor asked, "That's wonderful, how much does he send you?"
The old lady replied, "$10,000 a week."
The pastor was amazed. "Your son is very successful! What does he do for a living?"
"He is a veterinarian," she answered.
"That is an honorable profession," the pastor said. "Where does he practice?"
The little old lady said proudly, "In Nevada. He has two cat houses in Las Vegas and one in Reno .

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Wordsofwit

Oct 4 @ 11:16AM  
An elderly woman comes into a veterinarian's office with what appears to be a dead parrot. The veterinarian quickly looks over the bird and tells her it is deceased.
"How can you be so sure. you didn't even run any tests? I want a thorough evaluation." she requests.
"Okay," the veterinarian replies and he excuses himself and leaves. He returns with a black retriever. The dog looks at the parrot and shakes it's head no. The veterinarian excuses himself and leaves with the dog. He then returns with a fluffy persian which takes a look at the parrot and shakes it's head no. The veterinarian excuses himself and leaves with the persian. Upon returning he says, "Your parrot is dead."
"I asked you to run some tests!" she exclaims.
"I did. Your parrot is dead. You saw the lab report and results of the cat scan."
soft_touch938

Oct 4 @ 12:11PM  
Good one and then an old one...what can I say....
featherone

Oct 4 @ 4:13PM  
good one! never heard that one
wstang69

Oct 4 @ 9:02PM  

I was needign a good laugh after a long day ... thanks Blue Eyes and WOW
Wordsofwit

Oct 4 @ 9:19PM  
My pleasure, two very old funny jokes that you don't see all that often any more.
BlueEyes708

Oct 5 @ 12:10AM  
I'm glad you all liked it. It came across my e-mail this morning so I thought I'd share it.

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