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posted 10/3/2009 8:43:05 PM |
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I get so tired of every day looking around and seeing so many fakes in the world.

I mean seriously...

When are they going to make a toothpaste commercial and the actor/ess ACTUALLY have toothpaste IN their mouth

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Oct 3 @ 8:53PM  
Or how bout toilet paper? Or tampons?
I'm with's funny to watch sometimes.......I like the infomercials where they show the "old" method of doing something...the lady is always dressed in baggy clothes, hair a mess, awkwardly fumbling with the "old" mechanism of whatever the outdated product is.. the color on the screen is always somewhat subdued, too's the brand new, improved way.....her hair is perfect, the new product is sooooooo easy to use, she's attractive wearing nice clothes, picture on the screen is crystal clear. The new product is fabulous.......order now and get double your order only pay 19.99 S & H!!!
Am I the only one who notices (and laughs at this?)

Oct 3 @ 9:05PM  
I never thought about it and don't know why I should. Explain ti to me. Actually, I can't recall any tooth paste commercials featuring celebrities, but it isn't like I pay too mention attention to them beyond the AFLAC duck. I love that duck!!

Oct 3 @ 9:11PM  
Words.......people who appear in commercials are STILL actors and actresses....they're just not celebrities....
Do you have to be so serious all the time? Lighten up, dude.

Oct 3 @ 10:03PM  
sweetheart i'm yours always.
can i brush your teeth for you.
what if , you were hurt or something, and
your hands couldn't do it. and you had
to have someone brush your teeth.
morning mouth is so hard to handle.
when sleeping beauty is awakened
by the prince with breath so foul.
she has grin and bear it.
my breath would knock over an elephant.
three packs of cigarettes a day.
and constant coffee. i do brush.
my teeth are almost all gone.
but at least i'm honest. not trying
to fake that i smell good. i can't smell really anymore.
my nose can't handle it. its a function of the brain.
it swtiches off when the smell is so bad... well you know.
that's why i smoke because i grew up in the smog
of los angeles, it was alway like really sleazy smog.
and people try to rise above it. smog so thick
that you could cut it with a knife. green and icky and terrible. breathing
was inadvisable. it woudl hurt to breathe. its a littel better now.
summer is the worst. i mean really. smog smog.

Oct 3 @ 11:31PM  
Am I the only one who notices (and laughs at this?)

You forgot one thing- they increase the volume when a commercial comes on too! You could have a hard time hearing things during some flicks you're watching so, you increase the volume and BAM- blow your ass right otta the house when a commercial pops on! Pisses me off!


Oct 4 @ 3:38AM  
Brooke Shields endorses Colgate.

Oct 4 @ 3:51AM  
Speaking of that feisty AFLAC duck, the voice of the duck has been provided since 2000 by celebrity comedian Gilbert (sonofabitch!!) Gottfried

Oct 4 @ 7:54AM  
Emeril Lagasse did crest cinnamon

But there was nothing in there

Oct 4 @ 7:59AM  
Seriously Funny... wtf was that?


Oct 4 @ 11:53PM  
I always do a customer report before I buy anything.There is a lot of charlatans selling shit that doesn't work. For instance: Kevin Trudeau. It's like with V8 juice. It's suppose to be good for you, but there's only 10% juice and the rest is filled with chemicals. So how does that work? I like how on the Monster energy drinks, it says this product contains vitamin B and Ginseng and 400 grams of sugar. Pharmaceutical ads are the best. This may help with depression, but can cause headaches, fainting, temporary blindness, insomnia, dizziness, increase heart rate, severe liver damage, decreased sex drive, suicidal thoughts, stroke, heart attack or sudden death.

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