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posted 10/2/2009 10:50:40 AM |
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Yesterday I went over to my sister's house to find her going off the deep end cause she found a condom AKA...Meat Sheet in her 15 year old son's bedroom. Since my sister has always said people who don't have children have no right to put their nose in people who do have children business ....I did not say a word...My poor nephew came home without a warning... My sister screeched at him in decibels that only dogs could hear....When she slowed down to take a breath ...My nephew said in a calm voice...Mom I had that condom for 2 years and it has not been used...That should tell you I am not having sex....What talk would you like for us to have...That I have a condom in my room or I got the funky monkey itis ? .... I like to fell out of my chair...The look on my sister's face was priceless... I felt the kid was right...It must be eye opening for a parent when they think of their child having sex...BUT it is a fact of life one day they will.. It is better for them to be ready and smart then not. I was 16 just a year older then my nephew my first time.

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Oct 2 @ 11:09AM  
Apparently she raised him better than she thought she did. Good for him!

Oct 2 @ 11:16AM  
Good for him!!!

Oct 2 @ 11:16AM  
Why is it I think this woman is divorced? Your sister sounds like a bitchy shrew. I would think that a calm voice would be in order for obvious reasons. Secondarily, if all the woman does is bitch and scream, it discourages the child from wanting or being willing to talk about issues with her. Funky monkey itis is funny as hell.

Oct 2 @ 11:23AM  
Smart kid. He listened to someone. Although, if your sister is wanting him to feel comfortable in coming to her on issues like this...shrieking at him isn't going to help. She would have been better off asking him about it rather than going off the deep end.

Oct 2 @ 3:42PM  
Good for the boy for atleast trying to be smart about it...did anyone mention to him after sitting around for two years he should get a new one

Oct 2 @ 5:40PM  
Dang Bruce!!!!

I said good for him!! Maybe when he does start having sex, he will still keep hold of a condom, just not the one he's been hanging on to for 2 years

Maybe Aunt City Kitty is one he can talk to about things like this... some moms don't ever believe their kids are going to do "it"...

Funky Monkey itis....that's funny! I'll have to look that up in the ICD-9 book and see if there's a code for that!!!

There used to be a bar in Knoxville called the Funky Monkey.... a friend of mines band played there alot! Oh the good ol days!

Oct 2 @ 7:05PM  
They have sex at TEN nowadays....

She should get a grip and be happy he was at least prepared AND playing it safe at his age. Jeebus.

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