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posted 10/1/2009 8:15:57 PM |
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  PinkToeNails

Look at the email I got today!

Hey buterfly

How are you doing , your profile seems great ... i have gone through your profile ... my name is tim and i am from california ... i am into construction . most likely building construction , i have a daugther but she is with her Mom and i am divorced at the moment .. seeking for the love of my life . care to know much more about me ... get back to me as soon as possible ..

You can mail me at .

{email address removed}

Add me on yahoo messenger at

t.walther101


hope to hear from you soon

Most likely building construction?? what is that?!?!? LOL

My reply.......
Awwwwww... no one has ever called me butterfly! That just made me all warm and tingly... I think I could love you forever!!

I'm so sorry your wife ran off with your daughter...that is just sad! Do you know where they might be? My heart is breaking for you my love!!

Do you want to meet? We could fall in love and find what we've been seeking forever!

Just let me know darling! I'm anxiously awaiting your reply! I love you!

Don't go grabbing up my man you ladies here

He's a keeper for sure!!!




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Comments:

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PinkToeNails

Oct 1 @ 8:17PM  
Talk about How To Lose A Guy...............not in 10 days... in 10 seconds!!
somnium

Oct 1 @ 8:47PM  
Possibility of a commitment, probably scared the shit otta him!

DarkKnightWalking

Oct 1 @ 8:53PM  
RevDocLove

Oct 1 @ 9:16PM  
Damn! That sounds almost like what you wrote to me
PinkToeNails

Oct 1 @ 9:21PM  
Doc!!! you weren't supposed to say anything about that!!


featherone

Oct 1 @ 9:24PM  
hahaha, i need to do that! lol
ShadowMale

Oct 1 @ 9:33PM  
How are you doing , your profile seems great
Haven't read it actually, this is a standard response.
... i have gone through your profile
Still haven't read it, just didn't know what else to write. ...
my name is tim and i am from california ... i am into construction . most likely building construction
This is the job i'd like to have, if i had a job other then spamming people. ,
i have a daugther but she is with her Mom and i am divorced at the moment
divorced until after the con is over.
.. seeking for the love of my life . care to know much more about me ... get back to me as soon as possible ..
hurry before the cops catch on.
DesertSmile

Oct 1 @ 9:49PM  
Poor guy...so cruel. I am certain he was putting his best foot forward...
KitKat25

Oct 1 @ 10:56PM  
Do you want to meet? We could fall in love and find what we've been seeking forever!

Just let me know darling! I'm anxiously awaiting your reply! I love you!

These are the words that make me think...stalker, stalker, stalker.

I aspire to be just like Pink...she rocks!
Looking4ever

Oct 1 @ 11:10PM  
From: ceasar101
To: Looking4ever
Date: 09/30/2009 11:09 PM
Subject: No Subject

you don't seem like the nicest person... you certainly dont have a profile that woould draw people to you...actually you sound pretty miserable

Dang...all I got was this...I love when they take the time to tell me they wouldn't be interested.
wstang69

Oct 1 @ 11:11PM  
Pink could stalk me anytime
Luv ya buterfly (with one l - because she feels special that way)


Looking4ever

Oct 1 @ 11:17PM  
Ha! I'm going to FL!

From: xplre
To: Looking4ever
Date: 10/01/2009 11:14 PM
Subject: No Subject

My wife and I find you very sexy and wanted to know if you'd like to join us for some fun. email us back.

Given that I only have a picture of my eyes, this couple must be quite intuitive!
sugarnspice005

Oct 1 @ 11:17PM  
Awwwww c'mon Pink!!! You mean you are going to hog him all to yourself and not share with us? I'm so crushed.



btw...I just LOVED your response to him. That was great!
rayden900

Oct 2 @ 12:53AM  
Damn, that guys got game. That's better than I could do.
No, really. That guys pathetic. I would say stalker.
shewolf53

Oct 2 @ 1:03AM  
I got those kind of e-mail today too....from women I guess they can't read and maybe I need to change my profile pics or something.
dmbchick420

Oct 2 @ 10:10AM  


dmbchick420

Oct 2 @ 10:14AM  
Speaking of!

Subject: 9 inches wanna play i wanna fuck you raw

whats up baby girl how are you doing today anyways im tim im 29 6ft 195 dark hair dark skin blue eyes and italian so if you want to go out sometime maybe a ride on my motorcycle let me no just talk some see ya from tim
my yahoo id is freakyways026

An Italian with a motorcycle Sometimes I wish I wasn't married!!!!
Looking4ever

Oct 2 @ 11:20AM  
Damn, DMB, how do you rate?!?!?! I get crap like this...

From: drew328
To: Looking4ever
Date: 09/30/2009 07:22 AM
Subject: hi sexy

my balls need drained could you help out?can i play with your vagina?

Of course, when I told him that I wasn't interested he told me that I should got to regular matchdoctor because he uses this site for erotic chat. Oh, that's erotic chat? Pahleeze! Why do the Fucktards worry so much about what I should do? Obviously he needs to pay more attention to his life instead of what I do with mine...
flavorbuster

Oct 2 @ 12:37PM  
Well ladies send them this if they have an erection problem
Make sure to read the very bottom of the page
dirtywhiteboy34

Oct 2 @ 2:29PM  
Good stuff, Pink.....just damn good stuff!
I think I'll respond similarly to the next little 20 something cam twat that emails me.
Looking4ever

Oct 2 @ 2:45PM  
little 20 something cam twat that emails me.

RevDocLove

Oct 2 @ 5:40PM  
DWB...Reply in Chinese..That's the majority I've been getting lately..
dirtywhiteboy34

Oct 2 @ 6:15PM  
I usually just tell em, "'sorry sweetie....wrong old guy."
DarkKnightWalking

Oct 2 @ 7:03PM  
Don't think us Men do not get them, too...

im ***** ...im looking for fun...and someone to fuck now..if you want to chat me add me to my YM ************ AT YA HOO DAT COM im here in Alexandria, Louisiana for some pictorial im a billboard model babe

She did her homework, she got my town right...
Really funny part is.....in this email, she says her name is one thing....but on her profile, it's a different name SPAMMING her essay.....
PinkToeNails

Oct 2 @ 7:32PM  
Are there really people out there falling for that scammer shit? You would think they would give up and go the fuck away! But apparently some people are still buying into it

Those fucking scammers.... just stupider!!!!!!!!

I usually just reply with "fuck off scammer" But tim just seemed...........different.....

PinkToeNails

Oct 2 @ 8:21PM  
Dang! I'm such a lucky girl!!!!!!!!!! I'm trading tim in for this one!!!


From: PinkToeNails
To: slutlover635
Date: 10/02/2009 08:18 PM
Subject: re: hey want to chat? let's get freaky!


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WTF!??!?!?
kattoes

Oct 4 @ 8:55PM  
Speaking of illiterate and unimaginative spammers!
I have been approached at least twice for sure...
that I have actually read before blocking/reporting...
And they have asked me to write their profile for them???
Oh and also, and maybe a few stories for them???
What so they could suck in 15yo with daddies credit card?

And I would do this ??? Why??? Because I love getting them back????

I have enough trouble just dealing with the regular drunk communicators...
like I told an acquaintance...
. There should be a breathalyzer blower on texting and calling apparatus after midnight. to eradicate the need for apologies the next day!

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