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  Sunshine79

Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other.
Divorce: Future tense of marriage.
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either."
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power...
Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.
Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.


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sugarnspice005

Sep 30 @ 12:11PM  
Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Hey!! That's Congress!

dmbchick420

Sep 30 @ 12:18PM  
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

I like that one
surv6969

Sep 30 @ 12:58PM  
Those are great

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power...
How true
DarkKnightWalking

Sep 30 @ 1:18PM  



NightOfOld

Sep 30 @ 1:27PM  




That's my Sunshine, she brightens everyones life.
RevDocLove

Sep 30 @ 2:09PM  
Most cool and funny
wstang69

Sep 30 @ 8:32PM  

good ones!
KitKat25

Sep 30 @ 11:16PM  
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either."

I've played both these roles before...lol

Very funny Sunshine...I haven't heard this one before. Kudos to you.

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