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Cynical Meanings.... posted 9/30/2009 11:59:52 AM | 3 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: fuck, funny, sunshine   Sunshine79 Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other. Divorce: Future tense of marriage. Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either." Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece. Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power... Dictionary: A place where success comes before work. Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on. Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read. Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight. Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life. Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth. Anybody wanna fuck? Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

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sugarnspice005	Sep 30 @ 12:11PM
	Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on. Hey!! That's Congress!
dmbchick420	Sep 30 @ 12:18PM
	Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight. I like that one
surv6969	Sep 30 @ 12:58PM
	Those are great Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power... How true
DarkKnightWalking	Sep 30 @ 1:18PM
NightOfOld	Sep 30 @ 1:27PM
	That's my Sunshine, she brightens everyones life.
RevDocLove	Sep 30 @ 2:09PM
	Most cool and funny
wstang69	Sep 30 @ 8:32PM
	good ones!
KitKat25	Sep 30 @ 11:16PM
	Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either." I've played both these roles before...lol Very funny Sunshine...I haven't heard this one before. Kudos to you.