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ZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzz........... posted 9/30/2009 9:28:11 AM | 0 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: fuck, funny, sunshine   Sunshine79 ............. ................ ............... ................ ............. ......... Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, hitting the G-spot, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey but I'd bet my ass everyone can find and push the Snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time every time............... Anybody wanna fuck? Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

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flavorbuster	Sep 30 @ 9:37AM
	Have you been having wet dreams about doing it in the car when the alarm clock went off & spoiled the dream ? .... ....
dmbchick420	Sep 30 @ 9:46AM
	LOL....that's true!
sugarnspice005	Sep 30 @ 10:20AM
	Yep, I hit that thing every morning...haven't missed it yet. Now, where did I put my car keys. Hell yeah I wanna!!!!
somnium	Sep 30 @ 10:59AM
	I'd bet my ass everyone can find and push the Snooze button I never use my snooze button, no reason to! I WIN... gimmie, gimmie, gimmie!
NightOfOld	Sep 30 @ 11:01AM
	Uhhh don't have a clock accept on my comp. But I wanna
ksk72	Sep 30 @ 1:35PM
	more like .5 seconds the bf gets mad cause I can hit snooze before the clock makes any noise the click as it turns on is enough after last night I think I am good for a couple hours
KitKat25	Sep 30 @ 11:28PM
	Well...not every time...I've been know to knock the dam thing off the nightstand...tip over the lamp...hit the telephone...I'm sure you get the point.