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posted 9/30/2009 9:28:11 AM |
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  Sunshine79

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Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, hitting the G-spot, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey but I'd bet my ass everyone can find and push the Snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time every time...............

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flavorbuster

Sep 30 @ 9:37AM  
Have you been having wet dreams about doing it in the car when the alarm clock went off & spoiled the dream ? .... ....
dmbchick420

Sep 30 @ 9:46AM  
LOL....that's true!
sugarnspice005

Sep 30 @ 10:20AM  
Yep, I hit that thing every morning...haven't missed it yet.

Now, where did I put my car keys.

Hell yeah I wanna!!!!
somnium

Sep 30 @ 10:59AM  
I'd bet my ass everyone can find and push the Snooze button
I never use my snooze button, no reason to! I WIN... gimmie, gimmie, gimmie!

NightOfOld

Sep 30 @ 11:01AM  


Uhhh don't have a clock accept on my comp. But I wanna
ksk72

Sep 30 @ 1:35PM  
more like .5 seconds the bf gets mad cause I can hit snooze before the clock makes any noise the click as it turns on is enough





after last night I think I am good for a couple hours
KitKat25

Sep 30 @ 11:28PM  
Well...not every time...I've been know to knock the dam thing off the nightstand...tip over the lamp...hit the telephone...I'm sure you get the point.

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