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Joke Contest - Just Fred

posted 9/30/2009 12:01:17 AM |
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  BlueEyes708

I never heard this one before. so I'm posting it.

A Cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name.

'Fred,' he replies.

'Fred what?' the officer asks.

'Just Fred,' the man responds.

The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the biker a
break and, write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then
presses him for the last name.

The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it. The
officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it. 'Tell
me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?'


The biker replies, 'It's a long story, so stay with me.' I was born Fred
Dingaling. I know -- a funny last name. The kids used to tease me all
the time, so I stayed to myself, studied hard and got good grades. When I got
older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college,
medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was
Fred Dingaling, MD. After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I
decided to go back to school.. Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through
school, got my degree, so then I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS. Got bored
doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she
gave me VD, so now I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS, with VD. Well, the ADA
found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was Fred Dingaling,
MD, with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my MD becausee
of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD.
Then the VD took away my Dingaling, so now I am Just Fred.'


The officer walked away in tears, laughing.

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DarkKnightWalking

Sep 30 @ 12:06AM  
I had forgotten about this one....



Because I heard it when you did,
Being a Biker myself...
And yep, I'm biased.


Looking4ever

Sep 30 @ 12:17AM  


Best one of the night...
NightOfOld

Sep 30 @ 2:14AM  


Being a biker also , I have heard it too.
zena343

Sep 30 @ 2:41AM  
that's one funny joke thanks BlueEyes!
Wordsofwit

Sep 30 @ 8:01AM  
Somebody else posted it within the last two weeks.
RevDocLove

Sep 30 @ 9:29AM  
Sunshine79

Sep 30 @ 9:39AM  
Regardless that is has been posted recently (thanks Bruce)
I still think it's fuckin' cute!
featherone

Sep 30 @ 12:28PM  
good one blueeyes! Im not on here every minute of the day so I havent seen this one!
sarafinablu

Sep 30 @ 1:50PM  
Bruce....your condescending remarks are ANNOYING!!
theSkwirl

Sep 30 @ 2:46PM  
Bruce was NOT being condescending.. gawd.. get a grip.. just pointing out a fact.

And regardless of where and when it was posted .. it's a good one!!
dmbchick420

Sep 30 @ 3:19PM  
^^^DITTO TO WHAT SKWIRL SAID!
Wordsofwit

Sep 30 @ 3:29PM  
Bruce....your condescending remarks are ANNOYING!!

Well, that makes us even and having something in common. If you have a personal problem with a fact being pointed out, tough titty. Besides, I wasn't the only one to mention it.

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Joke Contest - Just Fred