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posted 9/29/2009 9:26:41 PM |
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  theSkwirl

Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office,
But she belonged to someone else...

One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to
her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me
have sex with you. But the girl said NO.

Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on
the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the
time you pick it up. "

She thought for a moment and said that she would have
to consult her boyfriend... So she called her
boyfriend and told him the story.

Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the
money very fast, he won't even be able to get his
Pants down."

So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour
goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his
girlfriend to call.

Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and
asks what happened.

She responded, "The bastard used Nickles!"

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soft_touch938

Sep 29 @ 9:31PM  
I think I need a guy with lots of nickles..... Good one skwirly girl...
dumblonde

Sep 29 @ 9:32PM  
hahahahaha.....
wstang69

Sep 29 @ 9:36PM  

I head it as him using quarters .. but it would take longer for nickles
Looking4ever

Sep 29 @ 9:45PM  
Smart man...
sugarnspice005

Sep 29 @ 10:00PM  
somnium

Sep 29 @ 10:11PM  
Ya just gotta ask questions!!

Wordsofwit

Sep 29 @ 10:14PM  
Now that is a good one I haven't heard! Green thingie!
RevDocLove

Sep 29 @ 10:28PM  
NightOfOld

Sep 29 @ 11:21PM  

Good one
flavorbuster

Sep 29 @ 11:30PM  
I'll give ya three giggles >
DarkKnightWalking

Sep 29 @ 11:57PM  
For ingenuity, deviousness and pure wickedness....
BlueEyes708

Sep 30 @ 12:02AM  
zena343

Sep 30 @ 2:43AM  
LOL too funny
waynuckingfutz

Sep 30 @ 5:30AM  


Pennies anyone?
dmbchick420

Sep 30 @ 3:45PM  
Good one!
belle1010

Oct 1 @ 7:23PM  
That was cute! Just like you my lovable furry friend
ThePurpleProphet

Oct 8 @ 2:20PM  


I tried that once. I used two one hundred dollar bills. I barely had time to finish.

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