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Stooper Short (Shot @ Fresh Joke #2)

posted 9/29/2009 4:37:12 PM |
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  Sunshine79

Our manager at the restaurant where I worked was a friendly, jovial man, but there was one subject you didn't dare discuss in front of him: his height, or rather, his lack of it. He was very short and apparently sensitive about the subject.

One day he stormed through the kitchen doors and announced angrily, "Someone just picked my pocket!"

Everyone was speechless, except for one waitress who couldn't help herself as she blurted out, "How could anyone stoop so low?"

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Sunshine79

Sep 29 @ 4:44PM  
Praying Bruce gives me kudos for my inventive, original title!
Looking4ever

Sep 29 @ 5:41PM  
and *snicker*
sugarnspice005

Sep 29 @ 6:26PM  
DarkKnightWalking

Sep 29 @ 6:28PM  
theSkwirl

Sep 29 @ 9:20PM  


hey I resemble that remark.
wstang69

Sep 29 @ 9:31PM  
Wordsofwit

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Sep 29 @ 10:10PM  
Almost
RevDocLove

Sep 29 @ 10:34PM  
Looking4ever

Sep 29 @ 10:48PM  
hey I resemble that remark.

And yet, I believe, you are taller than me....
NightOfOld

Sep 29 @ 11:30PM  


Heard it before.
BlueEyes708

Sep 30 @ 12:09AM  
zena343

Sep 30 @ 2:45AM  
alot of great laughs to start my day,,,thanks guys
waynuckingfutz

Sep 30 @ 5:47AM  
Good one.
dmbchick420

Sep 30 @ 9:08AM  
I never heard that one before!
flavorbuster

Sep 30 @ 9:47AM  
....
theSkwirl

Sep 30 @ 2:43PM  
And yet, I believe, you are taller than me

Heh yeah.. the only person on the planet I tower over.. by what? an inch and a half?

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Stooper Short (Shot @ Fresh Joke #2)