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Stooper Short (Shot @ Fresh Joke #2)

posted 9/29/2009 4:37:12 PM |

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Sunshine79

Our manager at the restaurant where I worked was a friendly, jovial man, but there was one subject you didn't dare discuss in front of him: his height, or rather, his lack of it. He was very short and apparently sensitive about the subject.

One day he stormed through the kitchen doors and announced angrily, "Someone just picked my pocket!"

Everyone was speechless, except for one waitress who couldn't help herself as she blurted out, "How could anyone stoop so low?"

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Sunshine79

Sep 29 @ 4:44PM

Praying Bruce gives me kudos for my inventive, original title!

Looking4ever

Sep 29 @ 5:41PM

and *snicker*

sugarnspice005

Sep 29 @ 6:26PM

DarkKnightWalking

Sep 29 @ 6:28PM

theSkwirl

Sep 29 @ 9:20PM

hey I resemble that remark.

wstang69

Sep 29 @ 9:31PM

Wordsofwit

Sep 29 @ 10:10PM

Almost

RevDocLove

Sep 29 @ 10:34PM

Looking4ever

Sep 29 @ 10:48PM

hey I resemble that remark.

And yet, I believe, you are taller than me....

NightOfOld

Sep 29 @ 11:30PM

Heard it before.

BlueEyes708

Sep 30 @ 12:09AM

zena343

Sep 30 @ 2:45AM

alot of great laughs to start my day,,,thanks guys

waynuckingfutz

Sep 30 @ 5:47AM

Good one.

dmbchick420

Sep 30 @ 9:08AM

I never heard that one before!

flavorbuster

Sep 30 @ 9:47AM

....

theSkwirl

Sep 30 @ 2:43PM

And yet, I believe, you are taller than me

Heh yeah.. the only person on the planet I tower over.. by what? an inch and a half?

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