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Ways To Annoy People: Part 2

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  dmbchick420

I stumbed upon this and found it funny (well okay not all of them but a lot of them are funny), so here they are:

Here are some ways to really annoy people big time...

Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip..."

If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.

Speak only in a "robot" voice.

Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announcing its your property.

Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.

Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

Name your dog "Dog".

Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up".

Reply to everything someone says with "That's what YOU think!"

Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".

Forget the punch line to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot".

Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.

Practice making fax and modem noises.

Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and copy them to your boss.

Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid looking ignorant.

Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person".

Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."

Wear a special hip holster for your remote control.

Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.

Give a play-by-play account of a person's every action in a nasal Howard Cossell voice.

To really annoy people, stand on a street corner, pointing a hair drier at passing traffic, and watch it slow down.

Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

Take a sock puppet to dinner with you. When the waiter comes to ask you what you want, consult the sock. When the check comes argue with the sock loud enough so everyone can hear you about who will pay the bill, throw him down and say "Fine you pay!" then leave.

I did a similar blog on "Ways To Annoy People" last year

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McBunman

Sep 28 @ 3:46PM  
Holler random numbers while someone is counting

We used to do this to a guy I used to work with, he would get so frustrated his face would turn beet red...lol..I hadn't thought about that in a long time. Thanks!
Wordsofwit

Sep 28 @ 3:48PM  
Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

Better still, if you fold them in half, punch a small hole in the end, then place them under the bumpers on the bottom of the toilet seat, when somebody sits down it squirts out a stream a hits them in the back of the leg.
somnium

Sep 28 @ 4:20PM  
Years ago... some friends of mine said they used to stand on a busy corner downtown Detroit, look up into the sky and point- people would naturally look out of their cars, trying to see what they were looking at!

Looking4ever

Sep 28 @ 4:36PM  
Better still, if you fold them in half, punch a small hole in the end, then place them under the bumpers on the bottom of the toilet seat, when somebody sits down it squirts out a stream a hits them in the back of the leg.

Have you done this?!?!??!
Sunshine79

Sep 28 @ 4:45PM  
I like the make things larger by 200% on the copier one, just walk by it a few times a day and mess with the buttons!
dmbchick420

Sep 28 @ 4:48PM  
I can't figure out my favorite, but
Forget the punch line to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot".
makes me think of Bruce for some reason.......

Hmmm...the catsup packet prank is interesting.......

*takes notes*
Wordsofwit

Sep 28 @ 4:53PM  
Have you done this?!?!??!

No but I had a coworker who pulled the prank. I assure every time for months that anybody had to go, they lifted the lid to be certain it wasn't booby trapped.
sugarnspice005

Sep 28 @ 5:02PM  
Better still, if you fold them in half, punch a small hole in the end, then place them under the bumpers on the bottom of the toilet seat, when somebody sits down it squirts out a stream a hits them in the back of the leg.


Interesting.

I had a coworker who pulled the prank. I assure every time for months that anybody had to go, they lifted the lid to be certain it wasn't booby trapped.

That is too funny!


Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.




Wordsofwit

Sep 28 @ 5:05PM  
Another one we did was called the hot pocket. This involved slipping a nine volt battery in somebody's when the positive and negative terminals contacted metal like keys or coins they would heat up. Made for cute dances.

For the potty, the old saran wrap over the toilet bowl remains and oldie but goody. That one works great on women and really pisses them off (get the pun?)
McBunman

Sep 28 @ 5:16PM  
Take the spray nozzle at your kitchen sink and duct tape the trigger to the on position. Then when the next person turns the faucet on, they get drenched and some times it takes them a few seconds to figure out what is happening. Not that I have ever done this.
dmbchick420

Sep 28 @ 5:26PM  
Hmmm....these are pretty interesting! Thanks!
ThePurpleProphet

Sep 28 @ 5:29PM  
Bruce said "booby". hehehe
sugarnspice005

Sep 28 @ 5:36PM  
Take the spray nozzle at your kitchen sink and duct tape the trigger to the on position. Then when the next person turns the faucet on, they get drenched and some times it takes them a few seconds to figure out what is happening. Not that I have ever done this.

I did that years ago with a rubber band. My sister went to the sink to get some water and got drenched. It was hilarious.
flavorbuster

Sep 28 @ 5:51PM  
Tie fishing line from one mail box to another across the street tightly in a neighborhood. Once a car hits the line it makes a sound like a blow out so watch the fun as they hit the brakes, get out, & check all four tires scratching their head in confusion as to why they don't have a flat.

When I was in surveying we used to take a roll of bright colored flagging like orange or pink, tie & set the whole roll inside the bumper so when they hit a bump the roll would fall out & stretch out for several feet behind their vehicle going down the road. A coworker got so pissed because a cop saw it, pulled him over, & then wrote him a ticket for driving without insurance.
NightOfOld

Sep 28 @ 5:56PM  

At a fancy finner part with lots of people around. You go around wispering in peoples ear that their zipper is down. Then watch them nonchilontly reach for their crotch.
Wordsofwit

Sep 28 @ 6:25PM  
Tie fishing line from one mail box to another across the street tightly in a neighborhood.

But then there is the risk of some poor kid on a kid or guy on a motorcycle. They had this case a few years in Ohio I think it was, where some guys thought it would be funny to but a decoy deer out in the road. Some people came over the rise, lost control trying to evade and three people were injured in the ensuing wreck and one paralyzed.

we used to take a roll of bright colored flagging like orange or pink, tie & set the whole roll inside the bumper so when they hit a bump the roll would fall out & stretch out for several feet behind their vehicle going down the road.

Now, that is a good one!

I must admit that the actual blog isn't all that hot as the ideas are more odd than funny (to me anyway), but the comments have had some real good ones mentioned. I'll give green thingie for those.

dirtywhiteboy34

Sep 28 @ 6:32PM  
Funny stuff!! Kudo for you.
When I was a teenager, back when malls were really popular in the eighties, we used to just walk through the crowd looking up. After a while, there'd be 100 people looking up wondering wtf?!

Then there's the old irish potatoe in the tailpipe. Trick...that was a hoot.
theSkwirl

Sep 28 @ 6:35PM  
Actually .. a friend and I do the Mission Impossible theme in Walmart.. it's fun.. and other people get to laughing and doing it too.
Wordsofwit

Sep 28 @ 6:39PM  
Then there's the old irish potatoe in the tailpipe.

As a teen we used a banana.

Another one that was cruel but funny was to put Limburger cheese on the manifold in chilly weather when the heater got turned on, talk about stinking!
Wordsofwit

Sep 28 @ 6:41PM  
poor kid on a kid
Damn it, I meant to say "poor kid on a bike"
flavorbuster

Sep 28 @ 7:31PM  
But then there is the risk of some poor kid on a kid or guy on a motorcycle.
I agree with you there Bruce but we were kids ourselves back then & didn't think about that at the time. This was cruel to a cat but I've seen neighborhood kids stuff the cat in a mail box & bang on it just before the mailman got there to open it. Needless to say the cat tore the mailman up.
I also have seen a kid sneak behind women & girls in the women's clothing section & poke them in the ass with a needle & run. Yes they let out a scream but when a lady caught him & bitch slapped the fuck out of him is what made me laugh the most.
shewolf53

Sep 29 @ 1:22AM  
We had two cable boxes so when my ex woulld turn on a show I would stand in the hall and keep switching the channels on him with the other remote.
KitKat25

Sep 29 @ 5:02AM  
Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

Yep...I'm guilty of doing this. I also used to sing the TMNT theme song...always to my son...in front of his friends...just to embarrass the crap out of him. Worked like a charm...lol.

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