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posted 9/27/2009 10:49:45 AM |
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  DarkKnightWalking

Just how bad IS the economy.........?
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It's so bad women are having sex with Men because they can't afford batteries!!!!

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dmbchick420

Sep 27 @ 11:02AM  
Ewe_Wish

Sep 27 @ 11:04AM  
yea, it was a shame..................but those damn batteries from the dollar store just don't last that long and in the end it costs just as much as the good batteries..............
somnium

Sep 27 @ 11:14AM  
Finally... something that works for us guys!

zena343

Sep 27 @ 11:30AM  
OHHH DKW you are bad, lol. That was great, kudos!!
NightOfOld

Sep 27 @ 11:50AM  


Good one DKW...........but why am I not getting any then. ??
max49

Sep 27 @ 11:56AM  
Damn and I thought it was my elegant personality.
Wordsofwit

Sep 27 @ 12:13PM  
Just how bad IS the economy.........?


It is so bad that Wal-Mart is hiring Americans.

It is so bad that that scammers are answering each others emails.

It is so bad that America is sending foreign aid to itself.

It is so bad that men are cross dressing in order to be able to get a drink at a singles bar.

It is so bad that banks are declining to give themselves loans.

It is so bad that only the most successful scammers can afford to subscribe to the pay sex sites.

It is so bad that a phisher stole my identity and credit rating, then sued me for defamation of character.

It is so bad that scammers working for pay sites are filing UI claims.

It is so bad that a robber looked into my wallet, said "Never mind." and gave it back to me.

Hey, these jokes may not be all that funny, but at least they are originals (I think they are) and not stale reruns. I tried!!!

Sunshine79

Sep 27 @ 12:25PM  
LMAO, greenie!
aftershox

Sep 27 @ 12:33PM  
Not only are batteries expensive, but replacing those really good Rabbits is costly too when they burn out from overuse.

Thanks for the PSA (Public Service Announcement). It reminds me of mother's who complain about the high cost of formula, need to refrigerate, the hassle of sterilizing nipples and bottles, etc etc when when they have have a supply of FREE infant formula in very portable and convenient packaging already available to them.

Besides, I have noticed that somehow men's cocks are much more realistic looking and natural feeling than the "realistic" dildos and vibrators they sell at the sex store. And they clean up nicer after use,. You don't need any special over-priced cleaner either, just your tongue.
DarkKnightWalking

Sep 27 @ 12:46PM  
but why am I not getting any then. ??

You could always offer a free pack of batteries with every service...


Damn and I thought it was my elegant personality
Sorry to bust yer bubble Max....yer just a piece of meat......


It is so bad that Wal-Mart is hiring Americans.

It is so bad that that scammers are answering each others emails.

It is so bad that America is sending foreign aid to itself.

It is so bad that men are cross dressing in order to be able to get a drink at a singles bar.

It is so bad that banks are declining to give themselves loans.

It is so bad that only the most successful scammers can afford to subscribe to the pay sex sites.

It is so bad that a phisher stole my identity and credit rating, then sued me for defamation of character.

It is so bad that scammers working for pay sites are filing UI claims.

It is so bad that a robber looked into my wallet, said "Never mind." and gave it back to me.

BRAVO!!!


Oh, and....Afttershox is now the local "Free Sex" advocate and spokeswoman....
Looking4ever

Sep 27 @ 12:59PM  
Hey, these jokes may not be all that funny, but at least they are originals (I think they are) and not stale reruns. I tried!!!

Oh, they were funny...a couple of them especially so.
theSkwirl

Sep 27 @ 1:19PM  
Yanno it's true! I can't afford batteries this month!!!! That blows.
Ewe_Wish

Sep 27 @ 1:28PM  
Yanno it's true! I can't afford batteries this month!!!! That blows.
You know Skwirly girl..............we could get together and eliminate the need for batteries and men...............just saying..........
theSkwirl

Sep 27 @ 1:59PM  
oooh now that sounds like an offer I won't refuse!
Looking4ever

Sep 27 @ 2:09PM  
Yanno it's true! I can't afford batteries this month!!!! That blows.

Rechargeables...just sayin'....

Hey, I'm going to be up in Washington in a few weeks...just sayin'.....
Wordsofwit

Sep 27 @ 2:11PM  
If I am going to bitch about old, stale, rerun jokes, it is only fair that I come up with a few new originals, even if they are only marginally funny. Like I said, "I tried."
DesertSmile

Sep 27 @ 2:24PM  
What is even worse is when you wear out your and batteries at the same time!!
aftershox

Sep 27 @ 2:39PM  
Actually WoW does deserve a few kudo's for the original jokes.
I really enjoyed the ones about scammers and this one:

t is so bad that men are cross dressing in order to be able to get a drink at a singles bar.
zaralyon

Sep 27 @ 3:00PM  
Ahhhhh you did know that they have toys that run on electricity didn't you?????????
wstang69

Sep 27 @ 3:46PM  
I am willing to do my share to help out in this economy, so, ladies .. enail is open ;)
KitKat25

Sep 27 @ 5:34PM  
Economy has nothing to do with it...I always like men better...

Funny DKW...sending you a greenie.

It is so bad that a robber looked into my wallet, said "Never mind." and gave it back to me.

WoW...this one is funny...even the criminals are hurting...
BlueEyes708

Sep 27 @ 7:33PM  
Gee I wonder were he got that joke

At least you had the fore-thought to post it.



Love you my Dark one.
StraddleMyNose

Sep 27 @ 7:48PM  
Well, then let us guys hope that the economy doesn't improve anytime soon.
ksk72

Sep 27 @ 8:35PM  
Thats why they make toys that plug into the wall
sugarnspice005

Sep 27 @ 9:04PM  
oops! Busted!



soft_touch938

Sep 27 @ 11:54PM  
Well I'll be ok as long as I can pay my electric bill...
tassie1

Sep 28 @ 4:37AM  
ha,ha and batteries were on special, two packs for 3 bucks
BABYDOLL666

Sep 30 @ 4:40AM  
nah i just having sex with men cause i cant afford a new toy to put those new batteries i just bought into :p

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How bad is the economy?