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posted 9/25/2009 12:07:14 PM |
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I don't blog much because I usually don't think I have enough to contribute to make it worthwhile...generally stick to making a comment here or there...

BUT! I want to thank who ever took the PIG idea and ran with it yesterday. It was a totally fun diversion from the blogs of late...stale joke blogs; poor, pitiful me, I can't get laid blogs; everyone here is a loser blogs; blogs complaining about other blogs...I'm sure some of you were as tired of them as I was getting, weren't you?

Any way, all the PIG blogs and comments were fun and enjoyable and I just wanted to say thanks.

See? I'm not always a cranky bitch.

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Sep 25 @ 12:16PM  
It was a good change.

Sep 25 @ 12:16PM  
Hey i was all for the pig blogs...........gave the sheep a rest............

And yea you are a cranky bitch...........but a loveable cranky bitch..........

Sep 25 @ 12:19PM  
And yea you are a cranky bitch...........but a loveable cranky bitch..........

At least I have something going for me...oh, wait! I can also spell and construct complete sentences...

Sep 25 @ 12:22PM  
At least I have something going for me...oh, wait! I can also spell and construct complete sentences...
Yes you can............which is what makes you such a great Grammar Police.........

Sep 25 @ 12:24PM  
You're welcome

Sep 25 @ 12:25PM  
Yes, the pig jokes were fun and a great diversion from the other "stuff".

Cranky? I've never thought of you as cranky. Honest? Yep!

Sep 25 @ 12:26PM  

Sep 25 @ 12:29PM  

Where do you find this stuff? How? Why are you looking for it?

Sep 25 @ 12:33PM  
Why are you looking for it?
I think that's the question on my mind.........

Sep 25 @ 12:51PM  
Well it can relate to ......
When PIGS fly

Sep 25 @ 12:56PM  
I must say that your jokes in the comments were the funniest ones too. The one about pigs not turning into men when they drink stands out in particular.

Sep 25 @ 1:03PM  
oh, wait! I can also spell and construct complete sentences...

Your comment reminded me of a bowling team in the construction business, wearing shirts with the company's name, an image of two bowling balls with a pin between them, with their slogan underneath that said: 'Erection Specialists'!


Sep 25 @ 1:10PM  
I forgot to tell you I lubs you even though you are a cranky bitch

Sep 25 @ 1:38PM  
OK I confess I didn't read all the pig i hope this isn't a rerun.......

The Brave Pig

A traveler was driving through Arkansas when he lost his way and got off the main highway. As he drove by, he saw rows and rows of pigsties and pigpens and pigs running in fields and pigs wallowing in mud. Suddenly, his eye caught something really strange. He did a double take, muttered to himself and then looked a third time. He wondered if he had seen correctly - it looked like a pig with a wooden leg!

He found the lane to the farm and drove up into the farmyard, where he was met by the farmer. "Excuse me," the traveler said. "I was just driving by and looking at all your pigs, and I noticed something that I just had to stop and ask about. Tell me, did I see right? Is there really a pig out there with a wooden leg?" The farmer smiled. "Oh, that would be old Caesar you saw. He's the finest pig a man could ever hope to have - and smart! Well, let me tell you a little about that pig. You see that barge down there on the river? That's a mining dredge, taking out platinum ore. Old Caesar sniffed out the vein and showed us how to set it up. Now that dredge brings me in about $120,000 every year.

"There's another thing, too, a little more personal. One night a couple of years ago I got to drinking and I guess I had more than I should have. I passed out drunk, fell down and knocked over a lamp. That started a fire in the house and old Caesar smelled the smoke. He came in the back door, got the wife and kid out, roused me up and got me out. "There is no question about it - that night old Caesar saved all our lives and you know that is not the sort of thing a man is going to forget too easily."

"Why," the traveler said, "this is all amazing! I have never heard of a pig like this before! This is fantastic! But tell me, how did he get that wooden leg? Was he in a wreck or something?"

The farmer laughed and said, "Well, naturally, when you have a pig that smart, you don't want to eat him all at one time!"

Sep 25 @ 11:06PM  
L4E is NOT a cranky bitch, however she does have her moments. Then again don't we all, men and women alike????

Sep 25 @ 11:24PM  

L4E is NOT a cranky bitch

Check is in the mail....

Sep 26 @ 6:02AM  
If you go into your local Lowe's Home Improvement, and head for the Christmas decorations, you will see a flying pig! I'm not kidding, they have a big flying pig for a Christmas yard decoration!

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