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Disturbed posted 9/24/2009 5:28:33 PM | 1 kudo what's this?     report abuse   earthquake501 A 90 year old man was living with his son and daughter in law. The old gentleman was quiet, and stayed in his room most of the time. One day they heard the most profane language coming from his room and a lot of banging. They run into his room and find him banging his hands on the table followed by some curse words that neither had ever heard before. The son asks "Dad, what's wrong?" The old man replies,......"first hard-on I've had in 30 years, and my damn hands go to sleep on me." Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

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Wordsofwit	Sep 24 @ 5:42PM
	Now that's funny and I had not heard it before. That automatically qualifies for a green disk being slid your way. I have a collection of 50 geriatric jokes that I posted on here a year ago last spring and I will add that one to the archive.
sugarnspice005	Sep 24 @ 7:14PM
	The old man replies,......"first hard-on I've had in 30 years, and my damn hands go to sleep on me." That would suck!
KitKat25	Sep 24 @ 7:25PM
	LMAO! I haven't heard this one before.
aftershox	Sep 24 @ 7:35PM
	That would suck! What would really suck is being found dead on the living room floor with the vacuum cleaner hose on Mr. Happy.I believe that some old guy was actually found that way. "I have fallen and can't get it off."
Sunshine79	Sep 24 @ 7:52PM
	OMG, that was freakin' funny!!! Poor old guy!!! Awwww!
max49	Sep 25 @ 8:49AM