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posted 9/24/2009 5:28:33 PM |
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A 90 year old man was living with his son and daughter in law. The old gentleman was quiet, and stayed in his room most of the time. One day they heard the most profane language coming from his room and a lot of banging. They run into his room and find him banging his hands on the table followed by some curse words that neither had ever heard before. The son asks "Dad, what's wrong?"
The old man replies,......"first hard-on I've had in 30 years, and my damn hands go to sleep on me."

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Wordsofwit

Sep 24 @ 5:42PM  
Now that's funny and I had not heard it before. That automatically qualifies for a green disk being slid your way.

I have a collection of 50 geriatric jokes that I posted on here a year ago last spring and I will add that one to the archive.
sugarnspice005

Sep 24 @ 7:14PM  
The old man replies,......"first hard-on I've had in 30 years, and my damn hands go to sleep on me."

That would suck!

KitKat25

Sep 24 @ 7:25PM  
LMAO! I haven't heard this one before.

aftershox

Sep 24 @ 7:35PM  
That would suck!
What would really suck is being found dead on the living room floor with the vacuum cleaner hose on Mr. Happy.I believe that some old guy was actually found that way.

"I have fallen and can't get it off."
Sunshine79

Sep 24 @ 7:52PM  
OMG, that was freakin' funny!!! Poor old guy!!! Awwww!
max49

Sep 25 @ 8:49AM  

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