dmbchick420
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Sep 24 @ 2:37PM
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Oinkment!!! 
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1bunny629
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Sep 24 @ 2:39PM
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 I love them pigs!
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fordman09
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Sep 24 @ 2:40PM
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Right here, right here....  I wanna fuck! 
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surv6969
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Sep 24 @ 2:43PM
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KitKat25
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Sep 24 @ 2:47PM
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OMG...Oinkment?!?!
Okay...pervia has gone to the pigs.  
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featherone
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Sep 24 @ 2:52PM
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it must be pig week!
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surv6969
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Sep 24 @ 3:00PM
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My baby boys costume for this Halloween. 
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Wordsofwit
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Sep 24 @ 3:11PM
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These are cute.
Q: What would happen if pigs could fly?
A: Bacon would go up.
You put that one in twice.
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Wordsofwit
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Sep 24 @ 3:16PM
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A guy came home drunk with a sheep under his arm and walks into the bedroom where his wife is reading.
"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with whenever you are not in the mood." he says.
His wife replies, "If you weren't so drunk, you would notice that is a sheep, not a pig."
He looks at her and replies, "I wasn't talking to you."
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bobbierob
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Sep 24 @ 3:38PM
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!!
Oh wait, we were talking about pigs! 
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somnium
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Sep 24 @ 3:38PM
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Q: What does a sick pig take?
A: Oinkment. I like that one!
Soooo... what is this- Sadie Hawkin's National Hog Day??
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hot4you120
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Sep 24 @ 3:56PM
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lol love your humor
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1bunny629
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Sep 24 @ 4:04PM
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.... A guy came home drunk with a sheep under his arm and walks into the bedroom where his wife is reading.
"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with whenever you are not in the mood." he says.
His wife replies, "If you weren't so drunk, you would notice that is a sheep, not a pig."
He looks at her and replies, "I wasn't talking to you."
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Looking4ever
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Sep 24 @ 4:17PM
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A city boy decided to quit the rat race and bought himself a farm, which included a few sows. He wanted to breed the sows, but had no idea how to go about it. His neighbor volunteered his boars for the job, and told the city boy to bring them over in the pickup the next day. In the afternoon when he went to pick them up, the city boy asked how he would be able to tell if the sows were impregnated. He was told to look and see where they were early in the morning. If they were up on the hill, they were pregnant; if they were in the sty, it hadn't worked. The next morning, he leaped from the bed and looked up the hill, but alas the pigs were down in the mud. Grumbling, he loaded them back into the pickup and headed for the neighbors. The following three mornings were just the same; he would leap from the bed, look up the hill, find the pigs down in the mud and have to return them to the neighbors to let the boars have another shot at them. On the fifth morning, he looked up the hill, and there were no pigs. He looked down in the sty; still no pigs. He called to his wife, "Where the hell are the pigs today?" Amid hysterical laughter, she managed to choke out, "They're down in the truck, and the big one is honking the horn!"
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RevDocLove
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Sep 24 @ 6:19PM
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A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!"
The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "BITCH!"
They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road and dies.
If only men would listen.
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sugarnspice005
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Sep 24 @ 7:11PM
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Ewe_Wish
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Sep 24 @ 7:40PM
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What's green and smells like bacon.............
Kermit the frogs finger...........
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waynuckingfutz
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Sep 24 @ 10:04PM
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This is some funny shit.
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1bunny629
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Sep 24 @ 10:46PM
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oh...I forgot something. When I knew I was getting a new pup...a rottweiler in 1994 I had a dream that I shuld name her PIG. I loved PIGS, but thgought that would be rude. So, I smushed the pig together and named her PIDGE. Make sense? probably nt, but it sounds prettier. Just so you know, Pidge is the southern nickname for Margaret.  ...who knew?!! 
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flavorbuster
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Sep 25 @ 3:20AM
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