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And This Little Piggy.........

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  Sunshine79

Q: What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
A: Streaky Bacon.

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Q: What do you call a pig who has been arrested for dangerous driving?
A: A Road Hog.

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Q: What would happen if pigs could fly?
A: Bacon would go up.

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Q: What do you call a pig thief?
A: A Ham-burglar. (The pig normally sqeals though)

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Q: Why did the pig go to the casino?
A: To use the slop machine.

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Q: What would happen if pigs could fly?
A: Bacon would go up.

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Q: Why was the pig covered in ink?
A: Because he came out of the pen.

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Q: Why didn't the piglets listen to the teacher pig?
A: He was a boar.

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Q: What do you call a pig with no legs?
A: A GroundHog.

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Q: What would you call a crafty pig?
A: CunningHAM.

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(My Swine Flu Favorite....LOL)

Q: What does a sick pig take?
A: Oinkment.


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dmbchick420

Sep 24 @ 2:37PM  
Oinkment!!!
1bunny629

Sep 24 @ 2:39PM  
I love them pigs!
fordman09

Sep 24 @ 2:40PM  
Right here, right here.... I wanna fuck!
surv6969

Sep 24 @ 2:43PM  
KitKat25

Sep 24 @ 2:47PM  
OMG...Oinkment?!?!

Okay...pervia has gone to the pigs.
featherone

Sep 24 @ 2:52PM  
it must be pig week!
surv6969

Sep 24 @ 3:00PM  
My baby boys costume for this Halloween.
Wordsofwit

Sep 24 @ 3:11PM  
These are cute.
Q: What would happen if pigs could fly?
A: Bacon would go up.

You put that one in twice.
Wordsofwit

Sep 24 @ 3:16PM  
A guy came home drunk with a sheep under his arm and walks into the bedroom where his wife is reading.
"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with whenever you are not in the mood." he says.
His wife replies, "If you weren't so drunk, you would notice that is a sheep, not a pig."
He looks at her and replies, "I wasn't talking to you."

bobbierob

Sep 24 @ 3:38PM  
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!!

Oh wait, we were talking about pigs!
somnium

Sep 24 @ 3:38PM  
Q: What does a sick pig take?
A: Oinkment.
I like that one!

Soooo... what is this- Sadie Hawkin's National Hog Day??

hot4you120

Sep 24 @ 3:56PM  
lol love your humor
1bunny629

Sep 24 @ 4:04PM  
....
A guy came home drunk with a sheep under his arm and walks into the bedroom where his wife is reading.
"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with whenever you are not in the mood." he says.
His wife replies, "If you weren't so drunk, you would notice that is a sheep, not a pig."
He looks at her and replies, "I wasn't talking to you."
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Looking4ever

Sep 24 @ 4:17PM  
A city boy decided to quit the rat race and bought himself a farm, which included a few sows. He wanted to breed the sows, but had no idea how to go about it. His neighbor volunteered his boars for the job, and told the city boy to bring them over in the pickup the next day. In the afternoon when he went to pick them up, the city boy asked how he would be able to tell if the sows were impregnated. He was told to look and see where they were early in the morning. If they were up on the hill, they were pregnant; if they were in the sty, it hadn't worked. The next morning, he leaped from the bed and looked up the hill, but alas the pigs were down in the mud. Grumbling, he loaded them back into the pickup and headed for the neighbors. The following three mornings were just the same; he would leap from the bed, look up the hill, find the pigs down in the mud and have to return them to the neighbors to let the boars have another shot at them. On the fifth morning, he looked up the hill, and there were no pigs. He looked down in the sty; still no pigs. He called to his wife, "Where the hell are the pigs today?" Amid hysterical laughter, she managed to choke out, "They're down in the truck, and the big one is honking the horn!"
RevDocLove

Sep 24 @ 6:19PM  
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!"

The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "BITCH!"

They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road and dies.

If only men would listen.
sugarnspice005

Sep 24 @ 7:11PM  
Ewe_Wish

Sep 24 @ 7:40PM  
What's green and smells like bacon.............

Kermit the frogs finger...........
waynuckingfutz

Sep 24 @ 10:04PM  
This is some funny shit.
1bunny629

Sep 24 @ 10:46PM  
oh...I forgot something. When I knew I was getting a new pup...a rottweiler in 1994 I had a dream that I shuld name her PIG. I loved PIGS, but thgought that would be rude. So, I smushed the pig together and named her PIDGE. Make sense? probably nt, but it sounds prettier. Just so you know, Pidge is the southern nickname for Margaret. ...who knew?!!
flavorbuster

Sep 25 @ 3:20AM  
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