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posted 9/24/2009 2:11:48 PM |
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  dmbchick420

Continuing the men/pig theme.........

A man is driving down a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving up the same road.

As they pass each other the woman leans out the window and yells, "Pig!"
The man immediately leans out his window and replies with "BITCH!"

They each continue on their way, as the man rounds the next corner he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.


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Sunshine79

Sep 24 @ 2:13PM  
You ain't right!!!!
sugarnspice005

Sep 24 @ 2:16PM  
Yeah! What she ^^^^^^^ said.
surv6969

Sep 24 @ 2:19PM  
Your both just right
KitKat25

Sep 24 @ 2:43PM  
...There are too many pig stories in pervia today...
Wordsofwit

Sep 24 @ 3:16PM  
A guy came home drunk with a sheep under his arm and walks into the bedroom where his wife is reading.
"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with whenever you are not in the mood." he says.
His wife replies, "If you weren't so drunk, you would notice that is a sheep, not a pig."
He looks at her and replies, "I wasn't talking to you."

Looking4ever

Sep 24 @ 4:21PM  
Q. What is the difference between men and pigs?

A. Pigs don’t turn into men when they drink.
Looking4ever

Sep 24 @ 4:24PM  
Whoops! Should have read Sunshine's pig blog before I posted this joke on yours!

SOW-ry!
RevDocLove

Sep 24 @ 6:21PM  
Damn..i just posted that in sunshine's thread..Please delete
dmbchick420

Sep 25 @ 8:26AM  
..Please delete

I'm sorry....why should I delete a joke that I posted before you?
RevDocLove

Sep 25 @ 8:46AM  
Sorry..I meant that for Sunshine to delete from her blog
1bunny629

Sep 25 @ 2:37PM  
There is more to life than black and white...I think he missed the grey!

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