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posted 9/23/2009 5:10:17 PM |
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  sugarnspice005

An elderly
woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of
money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking
to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of
money.



After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is
always right) an employee took the elderly woman to the president's
office.



The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to
deposit. She placed her purse on his desk and replied, '$165,000'.
The president was curious and asked her how she had been able to save
so much money. The elderly woman replied that she made bets.



The president was surprised and asked, 'What kind of bets?'



The elderly woman replied, 'Well, I bet you $25,000 that
your testicles are square.'



The pr esident started to laugh and told the woman that it
was impossible to win a bet like that.



The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the
president and said, 'Would you like to take my bet?'



'Certainly', replied the president. 'I bet you $25,000 that
my testicles are not square.'



'Done', the elderly woman answered. 'But given the amount
of money involved, if you don't mind I would like to come back at 10
o' clock tomorrow morning with my lawyer as a witness.' 'No problem',
said the president of the Bank confidently.



That night, the president became very nervous about the bet
and spent a long time in front of the mirror examining his testicles,
turning them this way and that, checking them over again and again
until he was positive that no one could consider his testicles as
square and reassuring himself that there was no way he could lose the
bet.



The next morning at exactly 10 o'clock the elderly woman
arrived at the president's offic e with her lawyer and acknowledged
the $25,000 bet made the day before that the president's testicles
were square.



The president confirmed that the bet was the same as the
one made the day before. Then the elderly woman asked him to drop his
pants etc. So that she and her lawyer could see clearly.



The president was happy to oblige.



The elderly woman came closer so she could see better and
asked the president if she could touch them. 'Of course', said the
president. 'Given the amount of money involved, you should be 100%
sure.'



The elderly woman did so with a little smile. Suddenly the
president noticed that the lawyer was banging his head a gainst the
wall. He asked the elderly woman why he was doing that and she
replied, 'Oh, it's probably because I bet him $100,000 that around
10 o'clock in the morning I would be holding the balls of the
President of the Bank of Canada !'


I've seen this before, but it always makes me chuckle just imagining a little old lady pulling this on a bank president.

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RevDocLove

Sep 23 @ 5:42PM  
It is a funny picture you paint
Can't you just imagine that happening??
zena343

Sep 23 @ 8:04PM  
yeah heard it before, but still funny as hell, lol
somnium

Sep 23 @ 8:28PM  
$75,000 winnings over all- smart lil 'ole lady!

I made a bet like that once in high school for some lunch money! I bet a guy that if I lay a pencil down on the floor, he wouldn't be able to step over it- he took the bet! I walked over to two adjoining walls, laid the pencil down in the corner, touching both walls- he realized he lost and gave me the money!

Good one!

Nutrisse

Sep 24 @ 6:14AM  
LMAO! Love it! Kudos
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Sep 24 @ 8:53AM  
max49

Sep 24 @ 9:32AM  

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