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UIses for Vaseline

posted 9/22/2009 7:19:51 PM |
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  cottoncandydragon

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A market researcher came to a house and his knock was answered by a young woman with three small children running around her.

He asked her if she minded replying to his questions, and when she agreed he asked her if she knew his company, Cheeseborough-Ponds.


When she said no, he mentioned that among their many products was Vaseline, and she certainly knew of that product.


When asked if she used it, the answer was "Yes."


When asked how she used it, she said, "To assist sexual intercourse."


The interviewer was amazed. He said, "I always ask that question because everyone who uses our product always tell me they use it for the child's bicycle chain, or the gate hinge; but I know that most use it for sexual intercourse. Since you've been so frank, could you tell me exactly how you use it?"


"Yes, we put it on the doorknob to keep the kids out."

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PinkToeNails

Sep 22 @ 7:25PM  





funny!!!
zena343

Sep 22 @ 7:27PM  
OHHH that was funny, LOL
sugarnspice005

Sep 22 @ 7:41PM  


That was funny!
Sunshine79

Sep 22 @ 7:44PM  
Greenie!! Loved it!
somnium

Sep 22 @ 8:42PM  
Ooooooohhh... I get it! Thought she meant she was using the door knob for something else!!
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Just kidding!

StraddleMyNose

Sep 22 @ 9:38PM  
Ewe_Wish

Sep 22 @ 9:46PM  
Yes, we put it on the doorknob to keep the kids out."
Hey why is everyone laughing...............IT really does work............
KitKat25

Sep 22 @ 10:54PM  
Very funny.
wstang69

Sep 22 @ 11:16PM  
ksk72

Sep 23 @ 5:08PM  
Good one
theSkwirl

Sep 23 @ 5:53PM  

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