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posted 9/21/2009 5:17:21 PM |
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  sugarnspice005

I'm going to post this anyway.

A group of cowboys were branding some cattle. While they were out the cook
saw a sheep tied to a post. Thinking it was for that nights dinner he
cooked it. That night after dinner the cowboys were all sulking and
ignoring the cook. He pulled one aside and asked, "Did I screw up the
cooking..." "No", the cowboy replied, "You cooked up the screwing."





A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York City restaurant and notices that the three Japanese businessmen seated there are furiously masturbating.
She yells, "What the hell do you guys think you are doing?"
One of the Japanese men explains, "Can't you see? We are all berry hungry."
The waitress begs the question, "So, how is whacking-off in the middle of the restaurant going to help that situation?"
One of the other Japanese men replies, "The menu say,FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED!"




Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Jenny. "She's incredibly dumb. She does everything absolutely backwards."
said one doctor. "Just last week, I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams of percocet every 10 hours. She gave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours.
He nearly died on us!" The second doctor said, "That's nothing. Earlier this week, I told her to give a patient an enema every 24 hours. She tried to give him 24 enemas in one hour! The guy nearly exploded!"
Suddenly, they hear this blood-curdling scream from down the hall. "Oh my God!" said the first doctor, "I just realized I told Nurse Jenny to prick Mr. Smith's boil!"


It's Monday, we all need a chuckle.

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Wordsofwit

Sep 21 @ 5:39PM  
Funny and I haven't heard them, automatic green disk slid your way.
Ewe_Wish

Sep 21 @ 5:49PM  
A group of cowboys were branding some cattle. While they were out the cook
saw a sheep tied to a post. Thinking it was for that nights dinner he
cooked it. That night after dinner the cowboys were all sulking and
ignoring the cook. He pulled one aside and asked, "Did I screw up the
cooking..." "No", the cowboy replied, "You cooked up the screwing."
Yep.......its always the sheep........if a man ain't wanting to eat one of us....................well hes wanting to eat one of us..................
RevDocLove

Sep 21 @ 7:48PM  
Fuckin' hilarious
KitKat25

Sep 21 @ 10:38PM  
Okay...I laughed out loud at these...sending u a geenie.
wstang69

Sep 21 @ 11:03PM  

good ones!
NightOfOld

Sep 21 @ 11:41PM  

Those were Great. Greenie for you.
max49

Sep 22 @ 10:13AM  
Here's another greenie.

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