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posted 9/18/2009 9:32:52 PM |
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I ran across these and thought they were cute. Hope you enjoy.

The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction.

The John Kerry Virus - Stores data on both sides of the disk and causes little purple hearts to appear on screen.

The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive ; with NO memory

The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to keep counting and re-counting

The Bob Dole Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy

The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did

The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back

The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes

The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 350 GB

The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted

The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM,
but your processor doesn't care

The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy ... then discards it through Windows

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Sep 18 @ 9:48PM  
Ha, ha. That's funny.

Sep 18 @ 10:39PM  
All new to me....they're really >

Sep 18 @ 10:43PM  

New ones to me also.

Sep 18 @ 10:55PM  
I'm cracking up....

Sep 18 @ 11:00PM  
Very funny...LMAO

Sep 19 @ 5:34AM  

Sep 19 @ 3:06PM  
Very Funny
almost as funny as making money on !

Sep 21 @ 9:03AM  

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