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posted 9/18/2009 9:02:43 PM |
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Okay, so I met a new couple the other day that rather humored me. They were about mid 20's and OBVIOUSLY new in love. For those that do not know, I am in sales and have occasion to meet people all of the time.

The guy was a little scrawny and wearing a 'wife beater' undershirt with a pair of black jeans and sneakers, but thats not what caught my attention.

The girl was strikingly gorgeous in a 'tongue beat your brains out' sort of way. She was literally like someone you would see in a movie.

Ordinarily, I wouldn't skip a beat, but she turned around to pick up her purse and then I noticed that her ENTIRE back was exposed. It could only be described as a half of a T-Shirt that tied at her neck and at her waist. When she bent over, it was obvious that there was NO brazier because her shirt front dipped down showing her stuff to the world.

Me being the 'not a shy bone in body' kind of a guy, I couldnt resist....

I just couldn't hold myself back!

I looked at her square in the eye and said, " So, what, did you get that shirt half off?"

The guy got pissed, thinking I was trying to pick up his girl, and stormed out to the car (I could take him anyway). She blushed and proceeded to give me her phone number before chasing after her ride home.

...and I was left with NO SALE and a pissed off manager for chasing of a prospect.

Now I am conflicted. The confident me says that I am the king , but the nice guy in me says I wrecked a relationship cause I wasnt trying to hit on her... it was just a joke.





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sugarnspice005

Sep 18 @ 9:12PM  
If the relationship was stable, he wouldn't have gotten so pissed, AND, she wouldn't have given you her phone number.

Besides, you really didn't say anything that bad.
bobbierob

Sep 18 @ 9:15PM  
Good point....... I hadnt thought about it that way. If he were secure, he wouldnt have acted like that... that makes me feel a little better....thx
Sunshine79

Sep 18 @ 9:55PM  
I thought it was funny.....lol
Looking4ever

Sep 18 @ 9:56PM  
Well look who dragged his ass back in...
bobbierob

Sep 18 @ 9:58PM  
Hi L4e.... I know its been a while

You know I still love you!
Looking4ever

Sep 18 @ 9:59PM  
You better!
bobbierob

Sep 18 @ 10:04PM  
Sounds a bit scary in a kinky kind of way when you put it that way!
31sunshine

Sep 19 @ 10:04AM  
I'm with Sunshine, I thought it was funny! The guy'll get over it or if he's that insecure maybe she'll move on.
DarkKnightWalking

Sep 19 @ 10:09AM  
The guy needed to Man up. Clearly pointed out by her giving out her phone number. If ya feel that bad, go get two sales to replace it.
Looking4ever

Sep 19 @ 12:37PM  
Sounds a bit scary in a kinky kind of way when you put it that way!

e can definitely explore that possibility!
Wordsofwit

Sep 19 @ 12:56PM  
If I were to believe this story in its entirety, I would tend to think that this happens all of the time with them and she puts you and others in at various times to costar in their ongoing one act play.

As you describe it, it also sounds like the eternal question arises, "What's she doing with him?" Fools rush in where wise men fear to tread.
theSkwirl

Sep 19 @ 10:53PM  
Hey Boobie Robber.. it's good to see that you are still with us!

Now.. whatcha waitin for? Call the girl already!!!!!

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