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Type Of Farters (For Bruce)

posted 9/18/2009 7:15:27 PM |
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  Sunshine79

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VAIN
A person who loves the smell of his own farts

AMIABLE
A person who loves the smell of other people's farts

PROUD
A person who thinks his farts are exceptionally fine

SHY
A person who releases silent farts and then blushes

IMPUDENT
A person who boldly farts out loud and then laughs

UNFORTUNATE
A person who tries awfully hard to fart but poops instead

SCIENTIFIC
A person who farts regularly but is only concerned about pollution

NERVOUS
A person who stops in the middle of his fart

HONEST
A person who admits he farted but offers good medical reasons

DISHONEST
A person who farts and then blames the dog

FOOLISH
A person who suppresses a fart for hours and hours

THRIFTY
A person who has several good farts in reserve

ANTI-SOCIAL
A person who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy

STRATEGIC
A person who conceals his farts with loud coughing

SADISTIC
A person who farts in bed and then fluffs the cover over his bedmate

INTELLECTUAL
A person who can determine from the smell of his neighbor's fart precisely the latest food item consumed

ATHLETIC
A person who farts at the slightest exertion

MISERABLE
A person who would truly love to, but can't fart at all

SENSITIVE
A person who farts and then starts crying

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Looking4ever

Sep 18 @ 7:18PM  
Anybody wanna fuck?

Um, after reading the blog, I'm sort of out of the mood for some reason...








sugarnspice005

Sep 18 @ 7:18PM  


here's a greenie for you.
PinkToeNails

Sep 18 @ 7:21PM  
I think I'm going to have to agree with L4E!!



That was too funny though! greenie!
Wordsofwit

Sep 18 @ 7:38PM  
I'll give you a greenieas I haven't heard before and it was funny :) Damn, why am I so high profile. Hell, I am, indeed famous for my farts among my real world friends, but how would you know? Truth be told I get off and have a better and more effective release these days from the wrong end :/
JustLusting4u

Sep 18 @ 8:00PM  
fordman09

Sep 18 @ 8:50PM  
Damn sunshine, you left out pussy farts! sweet , mellow...poooohs!
bobbierob

Sep 18 @ 9:08PM  
A blog about flatulance.... sunshine........dearest sunshine.......

KitKat25

Sep 18 @ 9:16PM  
It's a kinda smelly in Pervia today...I wonder why?



I haven't heard this one before...giving you a greenie.
wstang69

Sep 18 @ 9:55PM  
TY babe
I needed a good chuckle
NightOfOld

Sep 18 @ 10:57PM  


greenie
sarafinablu

Sep 18 @ 11:00PM  
that was GREAT!!
Looking4ever

Sep 18 @ 11:05PM  
giving you a greenie.

The air here is already pretty green....




onehornytoad69

Sep 19 @ 5:28AM  
Cute!!!
RevDocLove

Sep 19 @ 9:21AM  
UNFORTUNATE
A person who tries awfully hard to fart but poops instead
AKA a phfooter
flavorbuster

Sep 19 @ 9:28AM  
VAIN
A person who loves the smell of his own farts
So they compare their farts to freshly brewing folgers coffee. There was a dude in the military that after he wiped his ass liked to smell it. He was caught in the act
AMIABLE
A person who loves the smell of other people's farts
We have Hannibal who loves the taste of other people now we have Fartibal Lectar who loves the smell. They work together as a team like a pair of lions
After Hannibal bites the throat making the victim pass gas in a panic then Fartibal latches on a butt cheek to smell the aroma Just a figment of my imagination
SENSITIVE
A person who farts and then starts crying
Must have eaten a lot of onions
hot4you120

Sep 19 @ 10:05AM  
i think im a lion farter.
im the head of the pack when something goes down.....or ....comes up....
and i stand all when i release my mighty roar . small animals run for cover when they hear my trumpet of fury. death is certain for the weak when i roar.
ksk72

Sep 19 @ 4:03PM  
So I live with a ...PROUD, IMPUDENT, HONEST, THRIFTY, SADISTIC, ATHLETIC Farter
surv6969

Sep 21 @ 9:20AM  
Good shit there.

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