Are you tired of repeating the phrase, "Ya think?!"
Do you often bite your lip during meetings to surpress your blatant sarcasm from spewing out?
Relax, you don't have to live with it anymore!
Now there's SARCASMA, the sarcasm surpressant. Just one Sarcasma capsule a day can free you and others from your normally arrogant, abrasive attitude.
Statement from the makers of Damitol:
*comforting relief from the use of irony, mocking, and conveying contempt*
Statement from Dr. Phil N. Goode, M.D.:
I prescribe Sarcasma to all of my patients. Sure, some of them don't need it,but I'm just tired of hearing their crap.
Now for a couple of Sarcasman success stories:
Janet P.--I'm almost cured, if you can call it that. I used to suffer from severe VHS(violent hysterical sarcasm). Then someone, well, EVERYONE, in my office told me about Sarcasma. Sarcasma has virtually eliminated my need to ask friends "Where's that? On your home planet Yeah Sure?" or "Dumbass says What????" Thanks Sarcasma!!!!
Mike K.---Since I've started taking Sarcasma I've noticed a major change in my attitude. And, not as many people flee the break room when I walk in.
So...........if you freakin know how to type, visit us at www.sarcasma.net
Oh yes, can't forget the disclaimer:
Ask your doctor before starting any sarcasm relief program (like he cares). Side effects may include, headache, bleeding from the eyeballs, extreme apathy, uncontrollable rage, turrets syndrome, muteness, and excessive drooling.
This has been a public announcement. You can choose to ignore it or do whatever you want....I don't care.
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