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posted 9/17/2009 5:05:14 PM |
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  sugarnspice005

Are you tired of repeating the phrase, "Ya think?!"
Do you often bite your lip during meetings to surpress your blatant sarcasm from spewing out?
Relax, you don't have to live with it anymore!

Now there's SARCASMA, the sarcasm surpressant. Just one Sarcasma capsule a day can free you and others from your normally arrogant, abrasive attitude.

Statement from the makers of Damitol:
*comforting relief from the use of irony, mocking, and conveying contempt*

Statement from Dr. Phil N. Goode, M.D.:
I prescribe Sarcasma to all of my patients. Sure, some of them don't need it,but I'm just tired of hearing their crap.


Now for a couple of Sarcasman success stories:

Janet P.--I'm almost cured, if you can call it that. I used to suffer from severe VHS(violent hysterical sarcasm). Then someone, well, EVERYONE, in my office told me about Sarcasma. Sarcasma has virtually eliminated my need to ask friends "Where's that? On your home planet Yeah Sure?" or "Dumbass says What????" Thanks Sarcasma!!!!

Mike K.---Since I've started taking Sarcasma I've noticed a major change in my attitude. And, not as many people flee the break room when I walk in.



So...........if you freakin know how to type, visit us at www.sarcasma.net


Oh yes, can't forget the disclaimer:

Ask your doctor before starting any sarcasm relief program (like he cares). Side effects may include, headache, bleeding from the eyeballs, extreme apathy, uncontrollable rage, turrets syndrome, muteness, and excessive drooling.



This has been a public announcement. You can choose to ignore it or do whatever you want....I don't care.


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dmbchick420

Sep 17 @ 5:12PM  
LMAO Kudo!!!!!!

Bleeding from the eyeballs...hmm.....I get that a lot when I read some of the blogs on here........
Wordsofwit

Sep 17 @ 5:22PM  
I guess you mean sarcasm. I repress it more than people think. I could easily, and am tempted to, employ it. But usually restrain myself even though in the case of many blogs an honest response of, "stale", "lame" and/or is appropriate. Beyond apathy, I see no side effects or need to treat the alleged condition. There are alternatives like finding something less boring to do. I have been doing that.
DarkKnightWalking

Sep 17 @ 6:30PM  
Your foolish potions have no effect on me....

I am a SarcastiGod....

Wordsofwit

Sep 17 @ 7:25PM  
I am a SarcastiGod....

You have the picture with the costume, I have the reputation and the track record. LOL.
DarkKnightWalking

Sep 17 @ 7:32PM  
Oh shit, double threat....

We are IN-VINC-IBLE!!!!!


onehornytoad69

Sep 17 @ 9:03PM  
Good one!
theSkwirl

Sep 17 @ 9:03PM  
And I.... drumroll pleeeze!.... am THE SARCASTABITCH!

I can turn Sarcasma into water... and the water into flaming caustic acid... I am .. yeah well you get the picture..

Some people wouldn't know sarcasm if it bitchslapped em upside the noodle with a mackerel.
Sunshine79

Sep 17 @ 10:16PM  
OMG!! Greenie!
NightOfOld

Sep 17 @ 10:54PM  


good one greenie for you.
sarafinablu

Sep 17 @ 11:41PM  
I'll take a case!
Ewe_Wish

Sep 18 @ 12:45AM  
And I.... drumroll pleeeze!.... am THE SARCASTABITCH!

And I am The SARCASTABITCH-IN-TRAINING
1bunny629

Sep 18 @ 5:30AM  
never tried it, but am willing to learn... you're getting a greenie!
max49

Sep 18 @ 9:38AM  

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