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Sonova Beach! WTF???

posted 9/16/2009 10:34:37 PM |
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What the hell is wrong with you people? No, seriously.. WTF??? I haven't had a single wanna fuck email in over 2 months!!!! No spammers, no scammers.. one semi nice guy who wanted to get to know me but obviously thought better of it after a couple of emails.. but no.. NOT ONE Nigerian.. no Russian brides.. not even a measly hey you're hot wanna fuck!

All I've gotten lately were nice emails from people I like.. what the hell is UP with that????? Seriously.. do you people think I am just here for my friends and to have a good time? NO fuckin way!! I want my daily, weekly, monthly quota of wanna fucks just like everyone else gets! Damnit.

Stomp... Stomp... Stomp....


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Sep 16 @ 10:42PM  
HEY! I resemble that I really feel over da hill......

Sep 16 @ 10:43PM  
hey .. softy.. ya wanna fuck???

Sep 16 @ 10:43PM  
You haven't been receiving your daily wanna fucks from me................fucking automatic services...........can't trust them................but even if mine haven't been coming thru..........I would have thought that at least a half a dozen scammers would have written to you ........

Sep 16 @ 10:44PM  

nobody lubs me no mo.

Sep 16 @ 10:46PM  
nobody lubs me no mo.
Thats not true........ I love you more than chocolate..................besides sheep and skwirl go together like peanut butter and jelly...........

Sep 16 @ 10:47PM  
I just sent ya a Wanna Fuck!! I could do the same here too- or, I could write a blog asking if you wanna fuck but that would be too boring and I might kill off a lot of people here!!



Sep 16 @ 10:51PM  
Som baby.. I triple DAWG dare ya!!!

Sep 16 @ 11:15PM  
Som baby.. I triple DAWG dare ya!!!

What??? Write a wanna fuck comment or a blog with a wanna fuck in it for ya!!


Sep 17 @ 12:10AM  
I want my daily, weekly, monthly quota of wanna fucks just like everyone else gets! Damnit.
I think the mail system must be messed up cause I haven't gotten one in a while either...I thought maybe they were outlawed or something...
Heck, I don't even get them from Griz anymore...Now that's sad!!

Well not in an email anyways...


Sep 17 @ 12:18AM  
I lubs ya always & wanna fuck but a rumor has it I only have bull chipmunk balls to offer

Sep 17 @ 12:28AM  
Who wants to play with a skwirl that takes nuts and eats them?

Sep 17 @ 1:01AM  
W ell,
A bout that,
N ow now,
N obody said
A nything

F or the reason of
U r saying you recently had a new "toy."
C ing that, I
K inda kicked the idea to the back burner...


Sep 17 @ 1:28AM  
You betcha I wanna fuck! But you'll have to take the time to teach me what's it's all about...I forget. So ya still.....

Wanna fuck???

Sep 17 @ 5:47AM  
In reviewing last nights blogs, it appears all of the activity was a few people talking to/about each other. I am up at this ungodly hour as I was having problems going to sleep, but that isn't a problem anymore after reading the to see the sandman.... ....

Sep 17 @ 6:56AM  
what can I say ?
my nuts have been in hibernation but now we're coming into our springtime over here , wanna fuck ?
oh and since your bitchin about everyone being too nice.....
here's something no skwirly woman wants to hear;


Sep 17 @ 8:43AM  
I likes to eat Skwirls....With gravy..

Sep 17 @ 8:57AM  
Say it isn't so!!! Our lovable Skwirl has been ignored for 2 months??

Lubs ya Skwirl


Sep 17 @ 9:36AM  
AWWW Skwirl, I almost felt sorry for ya, but then realized you are still getting more than the rest of us combined. I mean I've never received a wanna fuck offer without strings. You go on keep collecting your nuts and we'll see what we can do to help out our poor, sad wittle skwirl!!!

Wanna fuck?

Sep 17 @ 10:54AM  
Please I need your help. My name Hose Hemanis. My father was killed trying to save our fucked up country. He was a very rich man after fucking everyone out of their money. That's why I need your help. I need to get his money out of this country before the people get it all back. Please if you just give me your bank account number I will deposit the sum of one hundred ninty seven million dollars and fifty cents into your account. As soon as I get to your country I will open my own account but I will leave you with one million dollars and fifty cents. PLEASE!!! I need your help. Oh and by the way....WANNA FUCK!!! Thank you in advance for your kindness.
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