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posted 9/14/2009 1:45:18 PM |
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  Sunshine79

One of these women has good advice - you choose!
(Martha Stewart Vs. Maxine)

Kitchen Wisdom

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Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of an ice cream cone to prevent ice cream drips.



Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake! You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway!

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To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.



Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix. Keeps in the pantry for up to a year.

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When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.



Go to the bakery! Hell, they'll even decorate it for you!


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If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant 'fix-me-up.'


If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too bad. Please recite with me the real woman's motto: 'I made it, you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes!'

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Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks.



Celery? Never heard of it!

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Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.



The Mrs. Smith frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites over the crust, so I don't.

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Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.




Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink! All your pains go away!

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If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dish washing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.


Go ask that very cute neighbor if he can open it for you.

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Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.


Leftover wine??????????? HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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PinkToeNails

Sep 14 @ 1:52PM  
That Maxine! She has lots of good tips!!

Martha's are pretty good too!

sugarnspice005

Sep 14 @ 1:57PM  

Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix. Keeps in the pantry for up to a year.

Yep!


If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too bad. Please recite with me the real woman's motto: 'I made it, you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes!'




If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dish washing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.


Go ask that very cute neighbor if he can open it for you.

Oh yeah!


I've always loved Maxine's advice.
surv6969

Sep 14 @ 2:01PM  
FUCK If you rub a lime on my head it would definitely be throbbing.
Dione

Sep 14 @ 2:06PM  
Leftover wine??????????? HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When I cook with wine, I drink the same kind I'm cooking with... anything left over is a definite oversight - shame on me!

I am a foodie, so I've paid attention to what MS says, but I'm not a slave to it. Maxine is more my speed.
RevDocLove

Sep 14 @ 2:51PM  
Celery is used to stir bloody marys ....Also dipped in bleu cheese dressing with hot wings!!
flavorbuster

Sep 14 @ 3:21PM  
Leftover wine??????????? HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I gotcha .... Just drink the shit for crying out loud so you can burp & taste it rather than fart & waste it
Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix. Keeps in the pantry for up to a year.
I just bought a box of instant taters yesterday but it was Kroger brand not Hungry Jack Regardless they will not be setting a week in the cabinet much less a year
sarafinablu

Sep 14 @ 4:06PM  
I like the second chick......she's more like me!!!
zaralyon

Sep 14 @ 5:14PM  
while I can't stand Martha, some of her advice is good, although I really do like Maxine the best!
shewolf53

Sep 14 @ 5:50PM  
I like Maxine. If I had wanted to be Martha Stewart I would have majored in home economics in college. I didn't, so that tells you something.
wstang69

Sep 14 @ 9:22PM  
Maxine cuts straight to the good stuff - I like those tips
ksk72

Sep 14 @ 10:32PM  
Gotta go with Maxine
KitKat25

Sep 14 @ 11:11PM  
Maxine all the way.
casuallylooking

Sep 15 @ 3:06AM  
Celery is used to stir bloody marys ....Also dipped in bleu cheese dressing with hot wings!!
Yeap, what he ^^^ said.

Funny story... Years ago KMart had them on clearance, for a really great price, so I bought a set of Marthas' sheets to try. Surprisingly, I really liked those sheets. The week that she went to prison the bottom sheet shredded in my washing machine..... Go figure!!
True story and the last thing I ever bought with her name on it.

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