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Perfect Come back line of the Year

posted 9/9/2009 6:12:33 AM |
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  el_gato

If you have ever testified in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman.
He was being cross examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the police officer's credibility...

Q: 'Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the scene?'

A: 'No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away.'

Q: 'Officer -- who provided this description?'

A: 'The officer who responded to the scene.'

Q: 'A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?'

A: 'Yes, sir. With my life.'

Q: 'With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?'

A: 'Yes sir, we do!'

Q: 'And do you have a locker in the room?'

A: 'Yes sir, I do.'

Q: 'And do you have a lock on your locker?'

A: 'Yes sir.'

Q: 'Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with the same officers?'

A: 'You see, sir -- we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.'

The courtroom EXPLODED with laughter, and a prompt recess was called. The officer on the stand has been nominated for this year's 'Best Comeback' line -- and we think he'll win.

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RevDocLove

Sep 9 @ 7:56AM  
That was funny but you really need to change your settings on approval
to get anyone to comment..
Hardly anyone comments on a 'wait for approval' blog.
el_gato

Sep 9 @ 8:17AM  
How do I remove the damn APPROVE requirement for comments???
el_gato

Sep 9 @ 8:20AM  
Plus every comment someone sent me, I "approved" and not one is showing up in the comment section
el_gato

Sep 9 @ 8:21AM  
GOT IT!!

Wordsofwit

Sep 9 @ 9:29AM  
Click here as it may be of help to you. Welcome aboard.
sugarnspice005

Sep 9 @ 9:44AM  
That was good!!
casuallylooking

Sep 9 @ 12:13PM  
That was priceless.... unless of course you're an attorney.
Welcome to the blogs..........
Ewe_Wish

Sep 9 @ 2:26PM  
Welcome to the blogs.........I look forward to reading more of your stuff.........
KitKat25

Sep 10 @ 2:19AM  
Very funny!

Just forwarded this to my uncle...who's an attorney. There goes my invite to for Thanksgiving dinner.
drcocktail87

Jan 9 @ 4:11PM  
One of the old ones el gato but I believe it deserves a second look.
drcocktail87

Jan 10 @ 2:01AM  
And maybe a third for the liberals.
Leonidas100

Jan 10 @ 2:11AM  
I'm not one for jokes or witty anecdotes in the blogs, but that was one of the better ones I've seen for sure...nice one

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