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posted 9/8/2009 9:15:56 AM |
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Hello Dear,

I am Johnson Williams from the hospitality state (Mississippi). I am an army contractor attached to the US Military force in Iraq for the sole purpose of reconstruction work in some parts of Iraq.I write to seek your help and assistance in a project that would benefit us.
As you very well know, Iraq is gradually undergoing a rebuilding process in some parts and there is much need for reconstruction, which is were I come in. I evaluate the level of destruction and offer professional advice in line with the way they intend rebuilding.

Work has been so risky no doubt, and challenging as sometimes, we are faced head with armed insurgent where we lose some soldiers during confrontation. I have had my own share of losses as I lost a friend whom I have known for 12 years.

On the 30th day of August 2009, at about 1100hrs during a normal inspection routine along Haifa Street, where there is long thoroughfare of high-rise buildings which were built and occupied by the late Saddam Hussein while he was still alive. I, along with 3 soldiers proceeded to a marked site and as I commenced evaluation work while I was closely guarded by soldiers, I discovered an unusual bulge in a cellar, which I presumed to be a storage room and I decided to have a go at it, and discovered five (5) metal boxes piled on top one another which were locked with a padlock each. Upon forcing the boxes open, I discovered several guns, armor and amongst, two boxes contained bullets, one filled with hard drugs (heroine) and the other two to my amazement contained some US Dollars which amounted to $23.2M based on an disbursement letter we found in one of the box.I believed that the boxes are owned or are linked to the Al Qaeda and Ayman al-Zawahiri.

However, I instructed the soldiers that went inside with me to keep this in high secrecy, so that we could have the money to our selves and they all agreed to the plan. We have hidden the two boxes that containing the US dollars in a safe and untraced location ready to get them out of this country and this is where you come in. I am now in desperate need of a “Reliable and Trustworthy” person like you who would receive, secure and protect these boxes containing the US Dollars for me till my assignment here elapses.

You have nothing to worry about as i will personally handle the process. I have the capacity to move this money out of Iraq with the help of an officer with the World Red Cross Organization(W.R.C.O.) working with us in Iraq,this is going to be on a special arrangement between me and the him in question.The red cross officer will use his office to cargo the two boxes out of Iraq in form of a consignment.Once he arrives your destination,he will contact you and discuss with you on how to take delivery.

Remember, we are doing a trust deal because as a military personnel,I will not be involved to avoid any scandal. You will do everything and take delivery while briefing me from time to time through e-mails only.Where i am now, you cannot call me on phone. Reason, we only communicate through our military communication facilities which is not safe for this deal because it is being monitored. So our means of communication should be by e-mails only.

We cannot afford to leave the boxes here for any reason, since Iraq is getting unsafe and dangerous everyday despite how our president is handling issues here. We have no idea what could happen next as everything remains inconclusive at this point.

I am aware of what your thoughts would be next but don’t conclude that yet. I am not from any authority that would want to set you up just that I need your help and I assure you that this deal is 100% risk free as we will discussion the percentage upon a positive response from you which you are also free to renegotiate what you wish to have as your percentage in this deal. Please, I want you to assure me that you are going to keeping this matter topmost secret within us.

I wait to hearing from you so urgent.

My Sincere Regards,

Johnson Williams

Seriously, how stupid are some of these scammers?

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Sep 8 @ 9:27AM  
after u did not contact him and let him know, well he got ahold of me and i did. guess what i am on my to brazil

Sep 8 @ 9:28AM  
aw come on now it sounded good

Sep 8 @ 9:42AM  
[QUOTE]I assure you that this deal is 100% risk free[QUOTE] Uh huh!!! I can guarantee I'm 38-24-36... ROFLMAO!

Sep 8 @ 9:46AM  
If you want to go with this ..........I have a nice big bridge in San Francisco that I would be willing to sell you for a tidy sum...............

Sep 8 @ 9:54AM  
I've got some swamp land that will come in real handy for you down here in central Alabama too. You know you're gonna need a tax shelter for some of that money. We can build a really popular beach resort here. lol

Sep 8 @ 9:59AM  
I am not from any authority that would want to set you up
And he thinks THAT would be your first thought......

Now, as for the $23M, just think of all the puppy chow that would buy.........

Sep 8 @ 10:01AM  
I have some risk free investments too.

For me that is.

Sep 8 @ 10:03AM  
Well, let's see...I take him up on his offer I can:

Buy a bride in San Francisco
Buy quality swamp land in Alabama
And buy the best doggy food for my pooches.

Not to mention get that 38-24-36 figure I've always wanted.

Ok, you all talked me into it...I'm gonna accept his generous offer!


Sep 8 @ 10:09AM  
Damn woman..............when you said you needed to get fucked...............I just thought you meant you were horny.......................

Sep 8 @ 10:14AM  
And I have a lovely historic bridge that connects Manhattan to Brooklyn that I am willing to sell for a reasonable price due to the recent economy.

Sep 8 @ 10:42AM  
Can he provide a bridge to cross over poverty

Sep 8 @ 10:46AM  
Sounds like the scammers and idiots are busy lately. If you don't like yours maybe you'd like the ones I found in my mailbox this morning?

Hello My name is calvin would describe myself as a happy person, intelligent, well educated, stylish, sociable, attractive, caring and clean... I..m open-minded, sensitive, truthful, passionate, with a great sense of humour ...responsable and serious when I have to be. I love music, arts, fashion, travelling, meeting people and all is beautiful ! I am looking for that special someone, I could love with all my heart, body and soul. I love to find experiences and to share them with someone close, but I have no special person in my life to share my dreams and excitements with....a good relationship provide stimulation at the intellectual, emotional and phisical level. I want to have a genuine relationship with someone tender, loving, truthful which can appreciate me and share the life on every level...someone who knows how to listen with his heart but can answer with his mind, charming; a man to give me peace and comfort. I want someone for wonderful nights and beautiful mornings, confident and best friend as my lover first and foremost. I..m not made to live alone, I need to share and love. He should be prepared to be romanced but also to romance me, to make me laugh and capture my heart...someone who makes me happy and in return I will do the same ! If you think that we can be right for each other, then i would Love to here from you so lets talk. so if you re interested in chatting with me, let's do it on the yahoo messanger, my yahoo id is ( address removed ) and my hotmail is ( address removed ) Thanks so much and hope to hear from you and hope to have yours too so i can get to add and get to im you on messenger. God bless you.

Or this idiot...

Glad your not your f ing UGLY lol Plaese remove pic lol

I haven't a clue what "glad your not" is all about....suspect he's referring to my profile that I'm not looking. Well with these kinds of shitheads around I'm glad I'm not either...

Well crap! I didn't read the scammer's letter all the way through until now...

someone who knows how to listen with his heart but can answer with his mind

He's lookin' for a guy...just breaks my heart....can't ya tell???

Sep 8 @ 11:32AM  
DAMN!!! I totally believed it all the way until I saw his name- he has no rank, what's up with that?? Must be Iraqians, learning how to scam people now! Too bad, I could have paid off at least some of my bills with that kind of money!


Sep 8 @ 11:34AM  
You might mention to him that you work at Fort Knox Kentucky and that you have found a room full of gold bars that you'd like to move to Iraq....if only he'd help you.

Sep 8 @ 11:40AM  
Just another version of the Nigeria scam. The next step is you involve YOUR money as a show of faith. When will this ever end or do people actually fall for this?

Sep 8 @ 2:29PM  

How could you possibly pass that up.

Sep 8 @ 2:54PM  
Softie... are you trying to steal my boyfriend? I got that same email!


Sep 8 @ 3:19PM  

I had to decline his offer. In the UK it is classed as *unearned income* and the higher rate of income tax would have to be paid.

Enid .

Sep 8 @ 4:10PM  
Have I got a deal for you!!!!!
I own a 14,000 foot high mountain covered in snow the year around..
As It's halfway between Naples and Miami, right off I75, I propose to build a ski resort right in the middle of the Everglades National Park..Great area..
Anybody wanna invest??I take Pay Pal and cash only
Such a deal I make you Abie...

Sep 8 @ 7:30PM  
Spammers used to follow the well known KISS* ideology to avoid sounding to obvious. The more detail you put into a spam, the more likely people will be to notice something isn't right.

Problem is, most of the elaborate scams like this one comes from third world countries (mostly out of northern Africa lately) where they are new to internet and spamming scemes. They are used to dealing with people face to face, and having to communicate a lot of detail to convince people.

This doesn't work on the internet, because people get suspicious of anyone that writes more then a few lines these days. In a world of shorthand test messeges, anyone that wants to actually talk to you must be up to no good. Even if they aren't, it still irritates the crap out of some people... LOL.

I think torture should be allowed for punishment of spammers.

*For those that don't know K.I.S.S = Keep It Simple Stupid.

Sep 8 @ 11:39PM  
Go for it!

Sep 9 @ 1:54PM  
I got one in my email yesterday saying i had a 900,000,00 check waiting for me all i had to do was contact UPS now i dont know what to do or how to report something like that

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