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Words of Wisdom for Women

posted 9/6/2009 12:23:13 AM |
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Words for Women to Live By :)

1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.

2. If the shoe fits - buy them in every color.

3. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.

4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!

5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).

6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.

7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.

8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.

9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

10. Don't get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing and makes you walk funny.

11. When life gives you lemons in 2009 - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.

12. Remember, wherever there is a good looking; sweet, single or married man, there is some woman tired of his bullshit!

13. Keep your chin up, only the first 40 years of parenthood are the hardest.

14. If it has Tires or Testicles it's gonna give you trouble.

15. By the time a women realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong.

'Good friends are like stars.........You don't always see them, but you know they are always there' 'Remember yesterday, dream about tomorrow, but live for today'. Now smile and send to any girl wasting time at work, suffering from a hangover, or just suffering from life, that might need a reason to smile!





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shewolf53

Sep 6 @ 1:15AM  
Good blog. And very good advice
KitKat25

Sep 6 @ 4:02AM  
If the shoe fits - buy them in every color.

Been doing this for years, however; men just don't see the logic in this.

I enjoyed this...good blog.
soft_touch938

Sep 6 @ 8:30AM  
If it has Tires or Testicles it's gonna give you trouble.

My life in very few words....

Slippin' in a kudo...good blog.
Wordsofwit

Sep 6 @ 9:05AM  
Good post!
NightOfOld

Sep 6 @ 9:23AM  


Ewe_Wish

Sep 6 @ 10:22AM  
5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).

This was my favorite


Great Blog.
DarkKnightWalking

Sep 6 @ 12:23PM  

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