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Dumb Texas Laws

posted 9/3/2009 12:54:56 PM |

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Texas State Law - Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos.

It is illegal to idle or loiter anyplace within the corporate limits of Abilene for the purpose of flirting or mashing.

It’s illegal to possess realistic dildos in Dallas.

In El Paso, appearing in public places wearing a “lewd dress” is prohibited.

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max49

Sep 3 @ 1:02PM

Well damn. I ain't never going to Texas then LOL.

Wordsofwit

Sep 3 @ 1:43PM

In El Paso, appearing in public places wearing a “lewd dress” is prohibited.

Straddle did tell me after he got out of jail that he was never going back to El Paso. But he did enjoy his time in jail...JK

ozzzy

Sep 3 @ 1:47PM

I can understand the first dildo law. One or to make's you a user. three to five your a Hooker, "Six". You intent to sale.
I went through a shady naborhood the other day.You know, the kind were woman are laying around with glassy look's in there eye,s, and the guy,s are walking nerves like, holden there butt cheeks together.
I was com'in up to this corner were a bunch of girls was hanging out on, as I came closer they started wesialing and waving for me to come over.
When they started pulling out dildos. I hit the gas. Come to think of it. I dont belive all of them were girls, and dildos were the only thing,s being pulled out.

selectusername

Sep 3 @ 2:15PM

So I can buy my wife an unrealistic 5 pack then.

earthquake501

Sep 3 @ 2:51PM

Looks like Sunshine needs to avoid Texas! LOL

somnium

Sep 3 @ 3:04PM

I went through a shady naborhood the other day.You know, the kind were woman are laying around with glassy look's in there eye,s,
C'mon... tell us, where is this place?? Some horny inquirers, want to know!!

Ewe_Wish

Sep 3 @ 5:49PM

It’s illegal to possess realistic dildos in Dallas.
I wonder if this would cover the men who have real dics.............that just don't know how to use them...

elbachelor

Sep 3 @ 6:26PM

With all these laws, how does Texas have any politicians? We all know those idiots are dildos. I feel sorry for Bush. I bet he doesn't know if he is cumming or going.....

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