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posted 9/3/2009 9:47:06 AM |
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A Zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates.. As he enters, he asks St. Peter, 'I have a question that's haunted me all of my days on earth. Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?'

St. Peter said, 'That's a question only God can answer.'

So the zebra went off in search of God.
When he found Him, the zebra asked, 'God, please - I must know. Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?'

God simply replied 'You are what you are.'

The zebra returned to see St. Peter once more, who asked him, 'Well, did God straighten out your query for you?'

The zebra looked puzzled. 'No sir, God simply said 'You are what you are.''

St. Peter smiled and said to the zebra, 'Well then, there you are. You are white with black stripes.'

The zebra asked St. Peter, 'How do you know that for certain?'

'Because,' said St. Peter, 'If you were black with white stripes, God would have said, 'You is what you is.'

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Sep 3 @ 10:00AM  
What happens if the zebra is agnostic or an atheist? Whatever happened to ebonics?

Sep 3 @ 10:07AM  

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Sep 3 @ 11:14AM  
I am just glad to see you! Funny! Missed you...keep pluggin away!

Sep 3 @ 11:14AM  
I'm going to pull a Bruce and say I have heard this one before...

Still funny though!

Sep 3 @ 11:15AM  
okay that was cute

Sep 3 @ 11:22AM  
That really isn't cool, kind of off color if you know what I mean.

Sep 3 @ 11:25AM  
What if an agnostic has a zebra striped bedspread..Does that apply????

Sep 3 @ 11:29AM  

Sep 4 @ 8:32AM  

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