Affairs, the demon of betrayal. Most people in this day and age have one at some point. Some are timid and non-sexual. Some use phone books to list the participants. Whatever degree they happen, it is a betrayal. I am the master of it. Here on AMD I have no fear of telling the truth. I have no fear of my dinner being poisoned either. (for reasons I shouldn't have to explain, I'm single.)
Susan, was my first real affair. Though, not my first tryst. I met Susan much the same way I meet most women. Drunk in a bar. Hey, go for the wounded ones I say.
'ism's; (like steve'ism's)
Go ugly early, to avoid rejection.
If all else fails, lower your standards.
For anyone who might be thinking, "this guy is an asshole" I refer you to.....
Back to our regularly scheduled programing.....
I owned a van at that time. We were at a rock-n-roll night club. She was with a girlfriend. I was alone, which is normal for me. Its really hard to get a woman to "hang out in the van" when another woman is with you. At some point beyond drink 3, she sat her butt right down beside me. "We have a winner Monty! Tell her what she has won!".
Sooooo, long boring conversation later. Off to the van. Whacka Whacka Whacka.....here's my number. Call me!?
Well I did. That started a life changing love affair that lasted a year and a half.
Tune in next week for the thrilling conclusion of...."You wanna put what? Where?"
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