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Sweeping Bewety.. or.. A Cinderfella Story.

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Areola had been working for such a long time. No one really appreciated her. Every time she thought that she had the Palace cleaned up, someone tracked in a bunch of mud from the jousting grounds.

As she adjusted her mopping apron, one more time and took up her broom to remove the offending clods, she noticed a strange little man standing near the door, staring intently at her.

Areola was frightened, who was this strange little man? What could he want with her? After all, she was just a sweet little Ewe who was charged with cleaning up the Palace floors.

"My udderly sweet little Bewety, said the wee little man, what are you doing sweeping up after these lowlives? Don't you realize that you are a Princess born?"

"What the heck?" thought Areola.

"I beg your pardon, said she, I am paid to sweep up the Palace floors and to make sure that the carpets are all clean. I can't be a princess?"

"You will see in time." Replied the tiny odd fellow.

Days went by and Areola continued to sweep the floors and vacuum the carpets every day. "Huh! Princess!, she thought, some Princess I am."

Finally, some weeks after, when Areola was taking a smallish rug outside to beat the dirt out of it, she noticed the strange little man again. This time he was riding a floor buffer. Into the Palace he went and buffed up all the floors til they gleamed, the carpets even started to glow a little. Wow.. how exciting was this invention??

When he was finished, he parked the floor buffer in a convenient closet and approached Areola. "Now, Princess, allow me to introduce myself. I am Prince John Deer. I have searched high and low to find myself a suitable Princess to wed. When I saw you, I was completely taken by your nice shiny soft wool and those lovely heels. But I watched you work yourself too hard and for very little gain. I knew you were a Princess from the moment I laid eyes on you. But I could not let you know that I was a Prince! I wanted to see if you were a spoiled Princess or if you were a wonderful lady as well."

"What did you decide?" asked Areola.

"I have decided, he said, to take you back to my Kingdom with me, to make you my wife, where the only person you have to clean up after is me."

Bewety considered this option for a few minutes and looked the little man up and down slowly.

"No thanks!, she said, But can I keep the floor buffer?"

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Ewe_Wish

Sep 1 @ 6:53PM  
She knew all about hopping out of the pan into the fire..........John Deere probably was a messy sort of guy.........and he may have been taking lessons from purple prophet.........but damn a floor buffer? now thats my idea of a present........

You are truly a genius........and i love your stories............kudos for you.......
sugarnspice005

Sep 1 @ 6:56PM  
"I have decided, he said, to take you back to my Kingdom with me, to make you my wife, where the only person you have to clean up after is me."

Bewety considered this option for a few minutes and looked the little man up and down slowly.

"No thanks!, she said, But can I keep the floor buffer?"

Good going Bewety!!!!!!!!

Here's a green cookie for ya!
NightOfOld

Sep 1 @ 6:57PM  

Another freeny. Skwirl quit stealing my nits.
Dione

Sep 1 @ 7:04PM  
Good story... but I think Ewe, "the Princes" should have the floor buffer AND the John Deere tractor (without the Prince, of course)!
Ewe_Wish

Sep 1 @ 7:09PM  
AND the John Deere tractor
I have kissed a lot of bicycles in my life..........and never have found my John Deere Tractor...........
DarkKnightWalking

Sep 1 @ 8:02PM  
aftershox

Sep 1 @ 8:48PM  
So that pretty girl does maid service in the buff? Did they make movies of it too? I mean did she have to do special "service" to the Royal folk living in the palace? Were they in the buff too?

Anyone wanna buff?
Ewe_Wish

Sep 1 @ 9:22PM  
So that pretty girl does maid service in the buff?
Well..........I had to be able to keep my clothes clean somehow..............and besides...........I like how my bewbies dance in the air when I am running up and down the palace steps.....
Lisa46

Sep 1 @ 9:29PM  
I love a good story!
casuallylooking

Sep 1 @ 9:39PM  
What a soft, clean fairy tale........
tassie1

Sep 2 @ 6:30AM  
I guess you could say john deer, got a dear john...
kudo's for the enlightening entertainment.
sure beats listening to loopy laa laa.
max49

Sep 2 @ 9:44AM  
She turned down a John Deer for a buffer.

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