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When In Rome: A Tutorial

posted 9/1/2009 4:27:36 PM |
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Years ago, I managed to marry "up" in society (It's a long story which isn't pertinent, now...).
It didn't last long, but while it did it was a hell of a ride. I learned, the hard way,
that there are unwritten rules for genteel society. For example:

*One dresses for dinner. That means suit and tie. Sweaters don't cut it!
*One tips well. Valets, coat rooms, waiters, bussers...EVERYBODY.
*One doesn't order gin. One orders Beefeater.
*One engages in polite conversation. Social gaffes are not mentioned, but DO NOT
go unnoticed!

If one desires to drink warm beer, belch and armwrestle, one should associate with
the pool boys, the golf course attendants or the dishwashers.

As one enters this particular website, the objectives appear to be clearly stated. It's
a SEX SITE, for crying out loud! That means bawdy jokes, off color innuendo, "wanna
fucks," outright propositions, etc., etc. The, er, "members" know what they've
signed up for, and they are among friends.

Warm beer and armwrestling is the fare here. They serve Beefeater at the Club.

JMO...

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max49

Sep 1 @ 4:32PM  
May I have a Wild Turkey and Pepsi please?
Wordsofwit

Sep 1 @ 4:41PM  
They serve Beefeater at the Club.

I prefer London Bombay Sapphire if somebody else is buying.
girlcountry

Sep 1 @ 5:04PM  
Can I have a Seagram's straight up, please?

Hey! Max started it!!
theSkwirl

Sep 1 @ 5:52PM  
Hey.. xQ.. wanna wrassle?
Ewe_Wish

Sep 1 @ 6:09PM  
a SEX SITE, for crying out loud! That means bawdy jokes, off color innuendo, "wanna
fucks," outright propositions, etc., etc. The, er, "members" know what they've
signed up for, and they are among friends.

Yep and if you can't stand the heat.......there is a kitchen over at regular matchdoctor that might be a bit more appropriate........

and i have not said this in months to anyone...............but.....

Wanna Fuck? Sheep is good.........
xquseme

Sep 1 @ 7:23PM  
Hey.. xQ.. wanna wrassle?
Don't mind if I do! Hands off the, er, nuts, tho!
Wanna Fuck? Sheep is good........
Never gotten wooly before, but I'm game!

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When In Rome: A Tutorial