When In Rome: A Tutorial posted 9/1/2009 4:27:36 PM | 0 kudos what's this?     report abuse

xquseme

Years ago, I managed to marry "up" in society (It's a long story which isn't pertinent, now...).
It didn't last long, but while it did it was a hell of a ride. I learned, the hard way,
that there are unwritten rules for genteel society. For example:

*One dresses for dinner. That means suit and tie. Sweaters don't cut it!
*One tips well. Valets, coat rooms, waiters, bussers...EVERYBODY.
*One doesn't order gin. One orders Beefeater.
*One engages in polite conversation. Social gaffes are not mentioned, but DO NOT
go unnoticed!

If one desires to drink warm beer, belch and armwrestle, one should associate with
the pool boys, the golf course attendants or the dishwashers.

As one enters this particular website, the objectives appear to be clearly stated. It's
a SEX SITE, for crying out loud! That means bawdy jokes, off color innuendo, "wanna
fucks," outright propositions, etc., etc. The, er, "members" know what they've
signed up for, and they are among friends.

Warm beer and armwrestling is the fare here. They serve Beefeater at the Club.

JMO...

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