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I Have A Question



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If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea....does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?

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Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?

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If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

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If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*




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If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? ?

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What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

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I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks?

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Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?

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Is it true that you never really learn to swear until you learn to drive?

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As income tax time approaches, did you ever notice: When you put the two words 'The' and 'IRS' together, it spells

'THEIRS'?

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Wordsofwit

Aug 31 @ 7:43PM  
Seen them before, but they are cute.
NightOfOld

Aug 31 @ 7:48PM  

If Flour and Water maes Glue ......then by adding Eggs and milk it becomes a Cake.

Where does the Glue go ???


















answer

Your ass.




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PinkToeNails

Aug 31 @ 7:51PM  
If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

Did you know that folks from Tampa are called Tampans!!




Good one sugar!!
JeffH1964

Aug 31 @ 9:10PM  
Where does the white go when snow melts..thats what I want to know
StraddleMyNose

Sep 1 @ 12:18AM  
Did you know that folks from Tampa are called Tampans!!
Did someone say tampons? Oh wait, that was tampans...damn!




mrmagicwand

Sep 1 @ 12:24AM  
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream cartons? They start bad, what's to expire??
casuallylooking

Sep 1 @ 12:38AM  
Is it true that you never really learn to swear until you learn to drive?
Yes!!
max49

Sep 1 @ 9:01AM  
Sooo I guess that means that The Tennessee Titans are known as the Tits.

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