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posted 12/16/2006 12:42:19 AM |
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If you are, you would be doing me a big favor if you could take a note from me for Santa. Not only that, you would be doing santa a big favor as well -- after all, he will feel good about not disappointing someone who has not been naughty at all (so far!).. :)

So here is what you would have to print out or write down in note:

Dear Santa,

I have not been naughty this year at all (trust me, I tried my best, but I could not find anyone to be naughty with). I have abstained from sex (trust me, not because of my choice, my wife thiks its not a cool think go do). I have abstained from drinks (trust me, this is something I am lying about a little..). I have not slept with my neighbor's wife (oh boy she is hot but she is into woman, and decided to change her preference after she got married).

And now finally I have got a chance to make up and get lots of sex (if someone is willing to be my partner in crime!) My wife is going away and I am going to be on my own from next wednesday till end of the year. (please please please - find me someone who is looking for carnal pleasures as well and have her drop me a note..)

And if I find this woman who wants to get to know me and want to have sex with me, I will again start beliving in you.

thank you.

p.s. I live in IL at a place which is not that far from Schaumburg (famous for the woodfield mall). If she replies to this blog, I will make sure to contact her.

p.p.s. Your red dress is getting so dull. please add purple to it or some other color.. girls dig it!

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Dec 16 @ 4:35AM  
Sorry Just got back and believe me it is such a nice place to be,,,,,,very small....the post office is the size of a tractor trailer...the people are great....That was North Pole Alaska????? right??? The Lamp Post that line the streets there giant Candy Canes....If you want to mail it...this time of year as long as it says SANTA on the envelope you don't even need a stamp....yes that is true...only in Dec can you mail a letter to SANTA for free...Good Luck with your Xmas List.....I'm sure someone lives close by to help you be naughty....If it was me I would make sure and spank you first....for being so naughty...

Dec 17 @ 5:27AM  
Ya'll can visit santa's brother at the South Pole, if you do serve him a warrant he's a parole jumper lol.....

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