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posted 8/29/2009 8:05:10 PM |
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A man went to the doctor's office to ask for a double dose of Viagra. The doctor told him that he couldn't allow him a double dose. "Why not?' asked the man. "Because it's not safe,' replied the doctor. "But I need it really bad,' said the man. "Well, why do you need it so badly?' asked the doctor. The man said, "My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday; My ex-wife will be here on Saturday; and my wife is coming home on Sunday. Can't you see? I must have a double dose." The doctor finally relented saying, "Okay, I'll give it to you,but you have to come in Monday morning so that I can check you to see if there are any side effects." On Monday, the man dragged himself in; his right arm in a sling. The doctor asked, "What happened to you?" The man said, "No one showed up."



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somnium

Aug 29 @ 8:17PM  


PinkToeNails

Aug 29 @ 8:26PM  
Oh Sugar!! That was funny!!!

Thanks for making me laugh!!!!

Ewe_Wish

Aug 29 @ 8:32PM  
Now that would be a damn shame huh
ksk72

Aug 29 @ 9:06PM  
that made me laugh you get a green thingy
wstang69

Aug 29 @ 9:50PM  
Dang.. that sounds like my kind of luck
girlcountry

Aug 29 @ 10:21PM  
oh girl...you ain't right!! But that was damn funny right there!!
StraddleMyNose

Aug 29 @ 10:44PM  
Fuck, that was funny!
shewolf53

Aug 29 @ 11:02PM  
A greenie for this one.
max49

Aug 30 @ 8:31AM  
theSkwirl

Aug 30 @ 5:35PM  

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