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A hole in one

posted 8/28/2009 9:58:27 PM |
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  sugarnspice005



A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became confused as to where he was on the course.

Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him.

He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked her if she knew what
hole he was playing.

'I'm on the 7th hole,' she replied, 'and you are a hole behind me. So you must be on the 6th hole.'

He thanked her and went back to his golf.

On the back nine, the same thing happened and he approached her again with
the same request.

'I'm on number 14, and you're still a hole behind, so you must be on the 13th hole.'

Once again he thanked her and returned to his play.

He finished his round and went to the clubhouse where he saw the same lady
sitting at the end of the bar.

He asked the bartender if he knew the lady.

The bartender said that she was a sales lady and played the course often.

He approached her and said, 'Let me buy you a drink in appreciation for
your help. I understand that you're in the sales profession. I'm in sales
also. What do you sell?'

'I'll tell you, but you're going to laugh,' she replied.

'No, I won't.'

'Well, if you must know,' she answered, 'I work for Tampax.'

With that, he laughed so hard he lost his balance and fell off the barstool.

'See,' she said. 'I knew you'd laugh!'

'That's not what I'm laughing at,' he replied, 'I'm a salesman for
preparation H, so I'm still a hole behind you.'



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theSkwirl

Aug 28 @ 10:40PM  
soft_touch938

Aug 28 @ 10:43PM  
OMG that was funny! Thanks 4 sharing...
Ewe_Wish

Aug 29 @ 2:09AM  
DarkKnightWalking

Aug 29 @ 2:15AM  
Never heard that one before.

Wordsofwit

Aug 29 @ 8:41AM  
cute.

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