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A doctor in Duluth wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant. 'Ole, I am goin' huntin' tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all my patients.' 'Yes, sir!' answers Ole. The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks: 'So, Ole, how was your day?' Ole told him that he took care of three patients. 'The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL.' 'Bravo, Mate, and the second one?' asks the doctor. 'The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir,' says Ole. Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?' asks the Doctor. 'Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters. Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything including her bra and her panties and lies down on the table and shouts: HELP ME - I haven't seen a man in over two years! 'Tunderin' Lard Yeezus, Ole, what did you do?' asks the doctor.




'I put drops in her eyes!!

U all thought it was gona be a dirty joke!!!!

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max49

Aug 28 @ 4:55PM  
Yeah I did LOL.
RevDocLove

Aug 28 @ 5:03PM  
Damn, Surv..That sounds just like one posted a few days ago
Still fucki' funny!
sugarnspice005

Aug 28 @ 7:22PM  
theSkwirl

Aug 28 @ 8:50PM  
wstang69

Aug 29 @ 1:21AM  
I wonder why he didn't take her temp with his "special" themometer. I would have had to taken oral, vaginal, and anal temps *whistles innocently*
Ewe_Wish

Aug 29 @ 2:07AM  
A doctor in Duluth
Damn Surv..........you really have been to Minnesota..............
casuallylooking

Aug 29 @ 4:20AM  
you really have been to Minnesota..............
Nah, couldn't get in to a doc that quick in Mn.... ......
RevDocLove

Aug 29 @ 8:37AM  
This must be the same Ole..

Ole was working at the fish plant up north in Duluth when he accidently cut off all ten of his fingers.

He went to the emergency room in the Clinic and when he got there the Norsky doctor looked at Ole and said, "Let's have da fingers and I'll see what I can do."

Ole said, "I haven't got da fingers."

"What do you mean, you haven't got da fingers?" he said. "Lord-it's 2005! We's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could have put dem back on and made you like new! Why didn't you bring da fingers?"

To which Ole says........"How da fock was I suppose to pick dem up?

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