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Top 13 colonoscopy comments.

posted 8/26/2009 12:28:26 PM |
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A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:

1. 'Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!'

2. 'Find Amelia Earhart yet?'

3. 'Can you hear me NOW?'

4. 'Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?'

5. 'You know, in Arkansas , we're now legally married.'

6. 'Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?'

7. 'You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out...'

8. 'Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!'

9. 'If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!'

10. 'Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.'

11. 'You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?'

12. 'God, now I know why I am not gay.'

And the best one of all:
13. 'Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?'


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Ewe_Wish

Aug 26 @ 12:40PM  
Damn you posted this cause you know I chickened out on having the colonoscopy that was scheduled earlier this month right?

Now i am getting letters from them urging me to have the damn thing done..........I need to memorize these comments for that special occasion...........
BlueEyes708

Aug 26 @ 12:56PM  
Ewe-Wish, and everyone else.

This is very funny, but on a more serious side, NEVER CHICKEN OUT.

I had a brother who died 6 months before his 50th birthday from colon cancer. If he had gone to the Doctor and had his physical like he should have, he would still be wit us today. My secretary went and had hers done right after my brother was diagnosed and they caught hers in time to clear it.

Because of a long family history, I try to get one every 4-5 years unless I'm told to do so more often, they are more embarrassing than they are painful (which they aren't.

Let all take care of ourselves.

Great post, I'll try to remember some of those next time I go.
DarkKnightWalking

Aug 26 @ 1:14PM  



That's a job ya GOTTA love to work in it....
onehornytoad69

Aug 26 @ 2:20PM  
cause you know I chickened out on having the colonoscopy
ahhhh yaaaaa!!! Shame on Ewe!!!!
Its not that bad..really!!!
The jokes were cute....but they put me under...and I didn't know what was happening!
The prep is the hardest part!!! After they gave me the good Drugs...I didnt Care!!!
surv6969

Aug 26 @ 3:22PM  
NightOfOld

Aug 26 @ 5:27PM  


Ewe_Wish

Aug 26 @ 5:33PM  
Ok Guys............Thank you...........I will reschedule it...........my father had colon cancer when i was a baby..........thats why they wanted to do it now instead of waiting but damn I'm tired of being poked and prodded but you guys reminded me of the importance of it ..................Thank you..........
theSkwirl

Aug 26 @ 6:14PM  
Ewe.. go get your pipes cleaned.. ask Ceddi how much fun chemo is...

My fave was .. hey aren't you even gonna kiss me first?

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