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posted 8/21/2009 10:52:31 PM |
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To avoid it...
Eat right!

Make sure you get your daily dose of fruit and veggies.



Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C.



Get plenty of exercise because it builds your immune system.



Walk for at least an hour a day,

go for a swim,


take the stairs instead of the lift, etc.


Wash your hands often. If you can't, keep a bottle of antibacterial stuff around.


Get lots of fresh air. Open doors and windows whenever possible.



Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can.



Get plenty of rest.

OR



Take the doctor's approach.Think about it ..


When you go for a flu jab, what do they do first?

They clean your arm with alcohol...

Why?


Because Alcohol KILLS GERMS.
So...


I walk to the pub. (exercise)

I put lime in my vodka...(fruit)

Celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies)

Drink outdoors on the patio..(fresh air)

Tell rude jokes and laugh.....(eliminate stress)

Then I pass out. (rest)


The way I see it...


If you keep your alcohol levels up, flu germs can't get you!
As my grandmother always said, 'A shot in the glass is better than one in the ass!'



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manwithoutahorse

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Aug 21 @ 11:02PM  
You failed to mention the therapeutic benefits of lots of sex!
shewolf53

Aug 21 @ 11:18PM  
The bartender where I sometimes played. used to take brandy, heat it and cut up oranges, lemons, and limes in it during flu season. Not sure if it helped or not, but drink enough of it you really did not care. LOL
funnywhapper

Aug 21 @ 11:46PM  
i got a real whap out of that.
clap, clap, clap.
NightOfOld

Aug 22 @ 12:17AM  

Sounds like good advise but for exercise, I prefer SEX.
Dione

Aug 22 @ 12:22AM  
You failed to mention the therapeutic benefits of lots of sex!
I can do all the rest, but what am I gonna do about the sex part—ROFL?!?
onehornytoad69

Aug 22 @ 6:09AM  
Thats good info right there!!!
RevDocLove

Aug 22 @ 8:03AM  
All of my favorite ways to avoid the flu!
I'll drink to that
Wordsofwit

Aug 22 @ 10:11AM  
Make my flu shot Patron and make it a double.
Itsasecret13

Aug 22 @ 1:38PM  
Love it, Pink Toenails! I'll drink to that

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