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Some things that I wonder about.

posted 8/21/2009 8:43:44 PM |
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If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?
If corn oil come from corn, peanut oil comes from peanuts, where does baby oil come from?
When a cow laughs, does milk come out it's nose?
Why do they put Braille on the number pads of drive thru ATM at the bank?
How did a fool and his money get together in the first place?
How do they get deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
If it is tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
What is another word for thesaurus?
Why abbreviation such a long word?
Why do they call them apartments, when they are together?
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
Why is there an expiration date on Sour Cream?
Does "virgin wool" come from a sheep that the shepherd hasn't caught yet?
Is it true that cannibals won't eat a clown because they taste funny?
When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
Do the have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?
Do radioactive cats have 18 half lives?
If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?
How do you know when it is time to tune your bagpipes?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?








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funnywhapper

Aug 21 @ 11:48PM  
i got a whap out of that too.
well, slap my thighs.
a real thigh slapper whapper.
a fannywhapper.
aftershox

Aug 22 @ 9:31AM  
I think George Carlin used to wonder about these things too
Wordsofwit

Aug 22 @ 12:07PM  
All of these are good and many have not been seen for quite a while.

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Some things that I wonder about.