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posted 8/19/2009 9:01:53 PM |
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A Florida woman has been unemployed for some time. She is relatively well
educated and well spoken, but still finds it tough to find any job.

She goes to speak to the foreman of a citrus grove to ask about a job
picking lemons.

The foreman asked, "Don't you think you might be too over qualified for work
like this? It's hard work out there!"

She answers, "I know it's hard, but I need a job. I can do it, I know."

The foreman, still questioning the wisdom of hiring her, asks, "Have you any
actual experience in picking lemons?"

Rolling her eyes, she smiled and said, "As a matter of fact I do! I have
been divorced three times and I voted for Obama. So when do I start?"

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Aug 19 @ 9:05PM  
And Bruce, you've probably heard this one before, or something simular to this. Enjoy the laugh anyway if you have. Others may not have heard this.

Aug 19 @ 9:10PM  
I love it...even NPR is getting cold feet.

Aug 19 @ 9:14PM  

Aug 19 @ 10:02PM  

Some how I knew you'd squeeze Obama in.

Aug 19 @ 10:07PM  

I saw the 3 [lemon] husbands coming but didn't see Obama coming- that makes it even funnier!

Good one!


Aug 20 @ 8:24AM  

This one is new to me

Aug 20 @ 8:53AM  
New to me also. I expected the husbands and some investment firms.

Aug 20 @ 9:14AM  

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