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posted 8/18/2009 10:05:25 PM |
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WINDSHIELD BUG

A man and a woman were driving down the road, arguing about his deplorable
infidelity when suddenly the woman reached over and sliced the man's penis off.
Angrily, she tossed it out the car window.

Driving behind the couple was a man and his 6-year-old daughter. The little girl
was chatting away at her father when all of a sudden the penis smacked their
carwindshield,? stuck for a moment, then flew off. Surprised, the daughter asked
her father, 'Daddy, what the heck was that?'

Shocked, but not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual at such a
young age, the father replied, 'It was only a bug, Honey.' The
daughter sat with a confused look on her face, and after a moment said...

'Sure had a big dick, didn't it?

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