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Nancy Pelosi and the Pope

The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd..

The Madame Speaker and The Pope, however, have seen it all before.

To make it a little more interesting, Madame Speaker says to the Pope,
"Did You know that with just one little wave of my hand I can make every
Democrat in the crowd go wild?"

He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, the wave elicits rapture an
d
cheering from every democrat in the crowd. Gradually, the cheering
subsides.

The Pope, not wanting to be outdone by such a level of arrogance, considers
what he could do...

"That was impressive, the Pope says, "But did you know that with
just one little wave of MY hand I can make many people in the crowd, and
many around the world, go crazy with joy? This joy will not be a momentary
display like that of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and
they will forever speak of this day and rejoice."

The speaker seriously doubts this, and says so. "One little wave of
your hand and so many people will rejoice forever? Show me."

So the Pope slapped her.


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mjustme12sae

Aug 18 @ 9:33PM  
love it
PinkToeNails

Aug 18 @ 9:38PM  
That was awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can't stand that woman!


may all your bbq be good...........that's hilarious!!
ladybootscooter

Aug 18 @ 11:48PM  
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Itsasecret13

Aug 18 @ 11:50PM  
Funny and most likely true!
sugarnspice005

Aug 19 @ 12:17AM  
RevDocLove

Aug 19 @ 8:54AM  
lighten up on the posting.
Yeah!! Those boots are made for walkin'

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