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JUST ANOTHER JOKE FROM TO YOU!!

posted 8/18/2009 8:15:21 PM |
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  alanwestmorelandATyahoo

A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom.
A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream
is heard coming from the bathroom.
A few minutes after that, another loud scream
reverberates through the bar.

The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate
why the drunk is screaming."

What's all the screaming about in there ?" he yells.
"You're scaring my customers !"

"I'm just sitting here on the toilet," slurs the drunk,
"and every time I try to flush,
something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my nuts "

The bartender opens the door, looks in, and says, "You idiot!
You're sitting on the mop bucket !"




may all your bbq be good.

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Sunshine79

Aug 18 @ 10:13PM  
OMFG, that was hilarious!!!

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